魔法少女 ☆彡

sup i'm Cal

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[catchymemes]

[saltair-and-webweaves]

I wonder if you wish for a different daughter instead of me. - user jay says on medium/twenty - silas melvin/@/eternaldroplets on twitter/if my body could speak - blythe baird/mother - maia baia/home is not a country; "mama" - safia elhillo/acts of desperation - megan nolan

[bgm05]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[halondrus]

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[misophonie]

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

[misophonie]

he was just very real about it

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[annori]

i am nothing better than a monster. touch the locket and the argentine of fondness will kill me.

franz kafka // evelyn waugh // miles j. johnston // franz kafka // clarice lispector // charles baudelaire // albert camus // skip liepke // susan sontag // @annori

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[phantomrose96]

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

[whamcitycomedy]