魔法少女 ☆彡

sup i'm Cal

[evergreen-femme]

i think the most important thing for being good at sex is having a personality. it doesn’t have to be a good one, u just have to commit to the bit

[trannydurden]

sex, for this reason, is like wrestling.

[sandmandaddy69]

[genderblunt]

Diva alert ⚠️

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

[fairycosmos]

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[cassili]

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[ntrider]

I tire of the tragedy of looking into a beautiful maiden's blog page and finding the word "taken." who has taken you where? how can I help you return home?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sapphling]

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends