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this guy will kill dominique for free as long as he gets to torture her
He felt a little unnerved by the other looking down at him. Quick! Think of something! Just introduce yourself you weenie!
" Well I guess I could introduce myself! I’m Takeshi Yori, SHSL Lifeguard! "
Nailed it.
"...Huh. A lifeguard? That's cool. I'm Benjamin Oakes. Call me Ben, though. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. I do a bunch of musical stuff too."
"So. How're you...finding the school? I guess. I don't know. I'm a comedian, not a conversationalist."
" Well, okaaay. Nothin’s up with me though "
"....."
He simply stood, blinking down at the other, seemingly waiting for a conversation topic to be brought up.
"...Is that everythin', or?"
" What’s up with you, guy? "
"...Uh. Nothin'. Like. At all. Not one thing. Why. What's up with you."
"....Heh."
"Did I hear Alfie?!"
{⊗ ;;} “Right. Okay, hi there, I guess. Yeah, name’s Alfie, Alfie Rye. I’m a Super High School Level Improv Comedian, that me.”
“So, could you reblog this or something if you’re a Dangan Ronpa Roleplay blog? I don’t think it really matters what kind, just do it.”
"…Yo. Listen up. I’m Benjamin Oakes, Super High School Level Stand Up Comedian. I’m pretty big in America and England, so I’ve you’ve heard of me that’s probably where from. That or Youtube. Anyway.”
“Reblog this if you’re a Dangan Ronpa Roleplay blog. It doesn’t matter if you’re canon, original character or talentswap. Just do it so I can get back to my sketches.”
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shslretrogamer
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hA I KNEW IT. ANOTHER BO BURNHAM FAN YES---
OOC wise, yes! i'm a huge fan of Bo Burnham
he's on of ben's comedic claim. i even made his initials 'BO'. Hue
comedic musician..... like bo burnham, by chance?
"….."
He’s been caught.
" Yeah. Don’t call me that though. And I guess there’s a lot of em.. "
" Nice to meetcha Ben! Do you play guitar? How about drums? My brothers play those. "
"I play a bunch. I play guitar, drums, violin, piano. I play so much piano, I love piano. Piano's the best. Ahh--Uh."
"I mean. Nice to meet you too. Um. How long have you been playing bass? Long time?"
"Uh…I sometimes fall asleep at the computer…it’s kind of embarrassing because I drool a bit in my sleep sometimes. And…what a nice name, and…a Comedian? That sounds pretty interesting, what kind of jokes do you tell?" She had seemingly gotten over her nervousness as the boy spoke to her, and she reached up to shake his hand, her cheeks turning slightly red after noticing he had to crouch a bit to reach down to her.
"Thanks, I guess. I tell a bunch of jokes, but it's mostly British humour. I focus on a bunch of different topics and I like to focus on controversy. I'm pretty rooted, I guess. I'll link you to one of my shows later, if you want. "
He smiled behind his mask slightly at the mention of drooling in her sleep, thankful that his mask made him seem expressionless--minus his eyes, that is.
"....I don't think I know somebody who hasn't drooled in their sleep. Including me. It's funny, really. Speaking of, you aware you're red? Do you need a mask? If you have a cold, it's recommended."
Ayaka stands there for a second, just staring at the boy; taking in how he looked and…the very pretty eyes not noticing he had said something at first, and she soon enough snapped out of it, her cheeks flushing a bit as she stuttered out her answer.
"O-Oh…I…I’m uh…Ayaka Hikari, SHSL Boy X-…I mean uh SHSL Animator. It’s nice to meet you." She soon enough begins to fidget with her hands, shaking slightly from nervousness, it had been a while since she had talked to someone.
The boy blinked, looking down at the girl in front of him, his expression quizzical. He cleared his throat, attempting to get the girl to snap back into recognising that he was actually speaking.
"SHSL Animator? Sounds cool, but a bit tiresome. Do you like. Fall asleep at your computer? I used to do that. Ben Oakes. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. It's nice to meet you too."
He held out his hand for her to shake, the six foot five male having to bend to do so. How inconvenient height differences could be.
shit no im changing his title to stand up comedian sorry kids
" What’s up? Becca Khölberg, SHSL Bass player at your service. “
"Becca? Is it short for Rebecca? I knew a Rebecca once, we called her Becks. She was great--"
"...Anyway. I'm Benjamin. Call me uh. Ben, if you want. I play a bunch of instruments too, so if you wanna have a jam session at any point hit me up, okay?"
"...Huh. So there are a bunch of you. I'm not gonna do a sketch here and now for you. No piano. Wouldn't anyway."
"So...Who are you? Name? Talent?"