Art is Dead.

"...Huh. A lifeguard? That's cool. I'm Benjamin Oakes. Call me Ben, though. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. I do a bunch of musical stuff too."

"So. How're you...finding the school? I guess. I don't know. I'm a comedian, not a conversationalist."

" Well, okaaay. Nothin’s up with me though "

"....."

He simply stood, blinking down at the other, seemingly waiting for a conversation topic to be brought up.

"...Is that everythin', or?"

" What’s up with you, guy? "

#if you can reply to this then its an open man idm #just be like yo. yo why u bein so gay #On Stage #Open Mic

"...Uh. Nothin'. Like. At all. Not one thing. Why. What's up with you."

#ben no.#On Stage

"....Heh."

"Did I hear Alfie?!"

#ben calm the FUCK down #he heard his alfie was back and he just. aLFIE ALFIE ALFIE #On Stage

imprxv

{⊗ ;;} “Right. Okay, hi there, I guess. Yeah, name’s Alfie, Alfie Rye. I’m a Super High School Level Improv Comedian, that me.”

“So, could you reblog this or something if you’re a Dangan Ronpa Roleplay blog? I don’t think it really matters what kind, just do it.”

#boYFRIEND!!!!! AAAAA....#Off Stage

"…Yo. Listen up. I’m Benjamin Oakes, Super High School Level Stand Up Comedian. I’m pretty big in America and England, so I’ve you’ve heard of me that’s probably where from. That or Youtube. Anyway.”

“Reblog this if you’re a Dangan Ronpa Roleplay blog. It doesn’t matter if you’re canon, original character or talentswap. Just do it so I can get back to my sketches.”

#yo.....reblog th

#sAVE!!!#Fave art #Off Stage #reference

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hA I KNEW IT. ANOTHER BO BURNHAM FAN YES---

OOC wise, yes! i'm a huge fan of Bo Burnham

he's on of ben's comedic claim. i even made his initials 'BO'. Hue

comedic musician..... like bo burnham, by chance?

"….."

He’s been caught.

#his comedic claims are both russel howard and bo burnham tbh its. its varied.

" Yeah. Don’t call me that though. And I guess there’s a lot of em.. "

" Nice to meetcha Ben! Do you play guitar? How about drums? My brothers play those. "

#hES A NE R D #also !! ! hi hello im chill how u?#On Stage

"I play a bunch. I play guitar, drums, violin, piano. I play so much piano, I love piano. Piano's the best. Ahh--Uh."

"I mean. Nice to meet you too. Um. How long have you been playing bass? Long time?"

moved-to-puppygirlclick

"Uh…I sometimes fall asleep at the computer…it’s kind of embarrassing because I drool a bit in my sleep sometimes. And…what a nice name, and…a Comedian? That sounds pretty interesting, what kind of jokes do you tell?" She had seemingly gotten over her nervousness as the boy spoke to her, and she reached up to shake his hand, her cheeks turning slightly red after noticing he had to crouch a bit to reach down to her.

"Thanks, I guess. I tell a bunch of jokes, but it's mostly British humour. I focus on a bunch of different topics and I like to focus on controversy. I'm pretty rooted, I guess. I'll link you to one of my shows later, if you want. "

He smiled behind his mask slightly at the mention of drooling in her sleep, thankful that his mask made him seem expressionless--minus his eyes, that is.

"....I don't think I know somebody who hasn't drooled in their sleep. Including me. It's funny, really. Speaking of, you aware you're red? Do you need a mask? If you have a cold, it's recommended."

moved-to-puppygirlclick

Ayaka stands there for a second, just staring at the boy; taking in how he looked and…the very pretty eyes not noticing he had said something at first, and she soon enough snapped out of it, her cheeks flushing a bit as she stuttered out her answer.

"O-Oh…I…I’m uh…Ayaka Hikari, SHSL Boy X-…I mean uh SHSL Animator. It’s nice to meet you." She soon enough begins to fidget with her hands, shaking slightly from nervousness, it had been a while since she had talked to someone.

The boy blinked, looking down at the girl in front of him, his expression quizzical. He cleared his throat, attempting to get the girl to snap back into recognising that he was actually speaking.

"SHSL Animator? Sounds cool, but a bit tiresome. Do you like. Fall asleep at your computer? I used to do that. Ben Oakes. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. It's nice to meet you too."

He held out his hand for her to shake, the six foot five male having to bend to do so. How inconvenient height differences could be.

shit no im changing his title to stand up comedian sorry kids

#Off Stage

" What’s up? Becca Khölberg, SHSL Bass player at your service. “