Overly Sarcastic Productions Starter Sentences
Unorthodox display of hubris, but very well.
What do you think? I'd say it got the point across.
Hope is the ultimate motivator. On some level, it's the only motivator.
What-ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
One of the most interesting things about a hero is what they think of as a sacrifice.
The universe is bigger than we've ever been able to conceive of, and the people before us have filled it with wonders.
But unfortunately, I am medically incapable of shutting up and you all encourage me.
Um, I'm sorry, I must've misheard you. I was told there was murdering to be done around here, not arts and crafts!
I'd cross my arms but I can't move my shoulders.
I can't believe you'd betray your own family for reasons that don't benefit me!
Wait wait, I'm a mage! I have like two hit points!
These accusations are baseless and ridiculous. I am a man of honor. You know me!
Then I will settle my score!
We are in very real danger, and the truth will destroy us.
And in conclusion, the world must never know that "for ritual purposes" is code for "we have no idea what this is."
Where do you keep the evil books?
We don't know it won't work! Get off my back!
The last guy who tried this was an amateur, but we're going to do it right.
Yeah, I said it! What're you gonna do, be sad at me about it?
And if you disagree, that's cool. Pistols at dawn and I won't need any backup.
Listen, I didn't get my degree in math so I could actually do math.
How did you do that?! Can I do that??
I only did what you would've done!
Why do you ask questions you know you don't actually want answered?
The deeper you go, the more nightmares there are.
I have never heard anything more legit in my entire life, let's go!
I'd feel bad for the guy, but...I don't.
Not cool with the war crimes, dude.
I have nothing more to teach you.
Don't you dare bring me into this.
No hitting! Hands to yourself, please! Do not put that in your mouth!
You can see from the composition here, you can tell that there's paint on the canvas. It's a very important aspect of the uh...painting.
Couldn't you have chosen a song you can, you know, sing?
But here's a secret for you: I don't care!
You fools, how can you stop me?
On one hand, I feel so bad for the guy. On the other, we cannot keep letting him get away with this.
Um... points for self-awareness, I guess.
He died as he lived; casually inconveniencing anyone and everyone and making my life worse.
Buddy, I haven't even pissed on you yet.
Awesome. This was a terrible idea.
Why does this power plant have a ski slope on top of it?!
No, I didn't become an atheist because I once pissed myself in church! Please stop saying that! It's not true!
But like consider this; what if you got good?
Please, I'm begging you, be less horny.
My theory is, they all got super high, and then they watched 72 hours straight of all the anime made in the nineties, and then they were like "I HAVE A FUCKING GREAT IDEA"
I nearly got hit by a car outside of a Dunkin' Donuts, and that is not allowed to be how I die.
And let me be clear about this — do not fight the gods. You will lose.
Hope you enjoyed your stay in the time loop!
Come down here so we can kill you!
Who the hell are you and how did you get on my ship.
I'm far too old to remember such a weirdly specific fact about you.
I feel very frustrated for some reason.
Hey, it was the nicer option than killing him!
I'll have you know I was tied up for perfectly kosher reasons.
I think I'd like to surrender now, please.
The trick to weapons is to hit your enemy!
Could you stop acting so violently idiotic for 5 minutes?
They'll start anticipating it if I don't mix things up.
Hope makes us believe things can be better. Once we stop believing that, we stop trying to make things better—and guess what? Then things don't get better!
Just think. All this because you chose to torment me.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know my illustrious father was such a GIANT BABY!
Oh, don't worry, You'll both lose.
But she actually poisoned her boobs! How dastardly.
Geez, it’s only one dead kid
Ooh, spill the tea! Did she suffer? Tell me she suffered
Let’s file that under ‘yikes’ and move on
I’ve read the words of countless ancient grumpy dudes who thought too much.
I'm totally gorgeous, even more gorgeous than yesterday
I literally said 'it's gonna break under your feet'. And what happened? IT BROKE. UNDER YOUR FEET.
Did somebody say impulsive?
I'll give you a ten-second head-start.
