Pint Sized Pyro

Gasman "Zephyr" Ride. Avian Human Hybrid Sometimes good things come and small packages. By that, I definitely mean bombs. {An indie Maximum Ride RP for The Gasman~Open to all}Current M!A: None

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SILLY/CRACK RP STARTER SENTENCES

"Are you sure it's safe to ride a one seat bike in two people?"

"But I thought boys didn't wear bras?"

"Don't you DARE tell me I can't eat all these cookies."

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?!"

"But if I give YOU the waffles then I won't get any!"

"Dude, are you drawing porn?!"

"Don't you dare bring giraffes into this conversation."

"Stop trying to make me laugh don't you see that I'm trying to be dramatic?"

"Spider. On your shoulder."

"How did you even got your hair like that man."

"You've been playing for 3 hours, it's my turn!"

"AHK! The light! It's too bright! Close the curtains! CLOSE THE CURTAINS!"

"Zombie apocalypse is serious business. Stop laughing."

"Is there something on my tooth?"

"I want pancakes, make me some, I can't use the cook."

"What. No milk."

"How much do you want in chocolate for it?"

"I'll bake you cake if you do it."

"Where are my pajamas, I can't find them."

"How dare you not share ice cream with me."

"What are you doing with that pot, man."

"Horses and ponies are not the same thing."

"I'm sad. Give me sweets."

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"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."

“Max, I think I’ve watched Iggy enoughto know what I’m doing with the mixer.”         Of course, he didn’t really know,        but there was no reason to make Max think he wasn’t                capable.

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Nothing short of an EVIL LAUGH is given as she scoops up a G I A N T handful of sticky batter and catches him. “ Slow, huh? “ She demands as she squishes the entire fistful into his hair, the substance OOZING out between her fingers and dripping down onto his face. He’s hardly even blonde now, his hair’s so covered with the gunk. 

“ How’s that feel, huh, GINGERGASMAN? “

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Gazzy shut his eyes tightly as she put the batter on his head, and he sat for a second as it dripped before snatching the bowl away and straight up dumping it over her head quickly.  “I think you know firsthand.” He teased, grinning at her dopily and using his free hand to smear the batter a little.

“But I can always try A G A I N...”

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Over the years, Max had learned that there was a distinct scent that came with troublemaking in her pyro boys. It smelled of a combination of burnt popcorn, bleach, and something that reeked unpleasantly of dirty socks, sometimes, with other components thrown in. But those were always the core three smells. And once Max got a big whiff of those–well, she was off, hopefully to keep the house from burning down.

“ Gazzy, what are you doing?! Did I give permission for a fire? ”

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Gazzy’s eyes widened even further as he heard Max coming down the hall, and he did his best to put as much of the accidental fire out before she got to his room. Thankfully he had gotten quite good with the fire blanket, especially when he was under pressure. But he knew he wasn’t even close to getting away with it.

“I uh- N O T H I N G! --- And to be fair you didn’t not give permission...”

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                        Gasman “Zephyr” Ride

                                multiverse, multishipping,crossover and OC friendly

                                                        open to all interactions

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs Bars!”

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"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."

“Max, I think I’ve watched Iggy enoughto know what I’m doing with the mixer.”         Of course, he didn’t really know,        but there was no reason to make Max think he wasn’t                capable.

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“ Boy, you better run! “ She shouts, grabbing the e n t i r e bowl and dashing after him.                 “ I swear, when I’m done with you you’re gonna be a VERY battery and regretful ball of goop and feathers !!! “

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Gazzy snorted and dashed up the stairs,   grabbing the banister and swinging himself around.      "Not if you're that       slow Maximom!" He opted for attempting to get the ladder to   Fang's room down, figuring he could close   it behind him and get away from Max  unfortunately the cord was just out of reach.

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❝I THINK max will be more upset about us being in a stranger’s YARD in broad DAYLIGHT than the ARCHERY if you ask ME.❞

even so, she took the bow with one hand and pointed it towards a nearby TREE. finding it a little HEAVY, she lifted out both hands and HELD it up. however, she didn’t entirely GRASP the concept that one hand had to remain STILL while the other PULLED back. so instead, she just stood there CONFUSED, simply HOLDING the bow with both HANDS. 

❝… are you supposed to use WINGS for this?❞

without waiting for REPLY or instruction, she UNFURLED her wings, revealing her nine foot WINGSPAN. she then proceeded to TRY to move back the string with both of her WINGS. 

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Gazzy snickered as he watched his little sister struggle with the bow and wandered over to her, pressing gently on her wings and trying to help her.

❝No you don’t need WINGS. Watch ME instead okay? ❞

He did his best to DEMONSTRATE holding the bow carefully like he’d seen on TV. For only one moment it occurred to him that TV MIGHT not be the best way to learn things like archery. But who cared really.  ❝You just gotta pull the arrow back and then--- ❞

The first arrow didn’t fly exactly as planned, spinning slightly and shooting in front of Angel. 

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Excuse my potty mouth

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➹ ( LET’S MESS THINGS UP BRUH )

                'Alright Ange. We got this---'        Gazzy grinned at his sister as he offered her        the bow. Just the two of them was a rare        occurence, but it always promised adventure                  'We have to be careful, but                  if we are, it'll be great and Max                never has to find out.

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"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."

“Max, I think I’ve watched Iggy enoughto know what I’m doing with the mixer.”         Of course, he didn’t really know,        but there was no reason to make Max think he wasn’t                capable.

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When the batter splatters onto her, she’s stunned at his guts for half a second before she just gets angry.           “ —You’re going to PAY for that, mister, “ 

she promises, scooping up a fingerful of batter and smearing it on his forehead.

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Gazzy giggled before putting both his thumbs in the batter before grabbing Max's face and smearing the batter on her cheekbones.            "Only if you can catch me." He added before taking another finger,   drawing a line down her face and taking   off down the hall, laughing loudly.

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RP Symbol Starters

☎: : Our muses calling each other in the middle of the night! ☪ : Our muses go camping in the night together! ♛ : Our muses are king and queen! ✿ : Our muses are storybook characters characters! ☮ : Our muses in a war! ✚ : One muse patching the other muse up! ↗ : Our muses go hiking in the mountains! ☠ : Our muses in a haunted house! ☭ : Our muses are superheros! ✥ : Our muses as mythical creatures ♨ : Our muses having dinner together! ❉: Our muses stuck in a snowstorm together! ☝ : Our muses at a rave/club/house party together! 🎦 : My muse sneaks in through the others window! ∗ : One ( or both ) of our muses are drunk! ☮: My muse is angry, and the other is trying to calm them down! ✉ : Our muses drunkenly text-message! ➹ : Our muses try archery together! ➡ : Our muses go on a road-trip! ☈ : Our muses get lost in the forest together! ♞ : Our muses play a game together, and one of them is cheating! ۵ : One muse is crying about something, and the other comforts the other! ♂♀ : Our muses change to the opposite gender! ◯ : Our muses are discovering an unknown world ☀ : Our muses at the beach together! 🔎 : Our muses being detectives! ☿ : My muse and yours go crazy and get sent to an asylum together! ♒ : Our muses lost at sea! 回 : Our muses go shopping together! ✲ : Our muses are both freaks in the dark circus! ☢ : Our muses during a zombie apocalypse! ✈: : Our muses travel to a different country! ✗ : Our muses having a childish argument! ↺ : Our muses get in a tickle fight. ✜ : my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia ✧ : Our muses celebrate a holiday together! ( choose )! ☁ : Our muses trapped in a dream/nightmare together! ☣ : My muse is possessed! ۩ : My muse is locked away in a tower ✖ : My muse gets an injury! ϟ : Our muses during a natural disaster! ☂ : Our muses playing in the rain! ♫ : A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle! ↺ : Our muses switch bodies! ✔: My muse meets yours for the first time. ✍: For a random literature starter with a genre of your choosing. ✿: For a randomly shuffled option! ^

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Send me symbols for starters!

❀ - For an RP where our muses get tattoos together.

☁ - For my muse coming over to your muse’s home for some tea.

♗ - For our muses going to a dancing class.

☂ - For an RP where our muses go to the circus.

★ - For an RP starter where our muses are children, growing up together.

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Next To Normal Ask Meme: Send Me One To See How My Muse Will React

“It's 4 in the morning, is everything ok?”

“Some days I think I'm dying, but I'm really only trying to get through.”

“I think the house is spinning.”

“So, we'll try again and eventually we'll get it right.”

“Not a very exact science, is it?”

“I'm trying to tell you I love you.”

“I can be perfect for you.”

“I miss the pain.”

“Nothing's real.”

“I didn't know you had a brother.”

“He's been dead 16 years.”

“This is fucked.”

“I know you're hurting. I am, too.”

“Can you tell me what it is you're afraid of?”

“Can I touch you?”

“Are you wanting all that she can't give?”

“I am the one who won't walk away.”

“I wish I could fly, I'd fly far away from here.”

“I love you as much as I can.”

“I'm your worst fear, you'll find it in me.”

“I need you to need me.”

“It's not going to get better, is it?”

“Are you nervous?”

“What's your story?”

“Did you see my parents out there?”

“How could she leave me on my own?”

“Why didn't you take me with you?”

“You're kidding, right? That's bullshit.”

“What makes you think I'd lose my mind for you?”

“Tell me why I wait through the night.”

“I can't get through this alone.”

“Am I feeling what I think I'm feeling?”

“I'm good as gone.”

“You don't remember any of this?”

“I thought you might call.”

“Don't say that we're over.”

“I couldn't give a flying fuck what's normal.”

“Your life has kind of sucked, I think.”

“Won't anything be better than before?”

“Your son is gone forever though.”

“There's something missing.”

“Let me know you again.”

“Why do I get denied?”

“Where'd you get that?”

“How could I ever forget?”

Why would you want to remember the things that hurt you?”

“Please, tell me his name.”

“Why stay?”

“Something next to normal would be okay.”

“You look like a star.”

“Can you leave it behind?”

“I might end up crazy.”

“So anyway I'm leaving.”

“It's time for me to go.”

“I am the one who saved you.”

“I know you know who I am.”

“We need some light.”

“It's the price we pay to feel.”

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                I made a ρяøмıše to protect you

               I have to { ĸ e e p } that promise

            Even if I have to ＤＩＥ protecting you