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That 70′s Show Sentence Starter

❝You don’t have bad luck, you’re just a dumbass.❞ ❝He/She can solve my mystery any day…by the way the mystery is my pants.❞ ❝She/He can solve my mystery any day…by the way the mystery is my pants❞ ❝Cartoons make me horny. Oh! And so does food.❞ ❝Your brain hurts? That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.❞ ❝Let’s just say, there’s illegal drugs in this bag.❞ ❝When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that way, whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.❞ ❝If you don’t get caught everything’s legal.❞ ❝Give me back my jelly beans you son of a bitch!❞ ❝I am not drunk. I am upset…and drunk.❞ ❝Holy mother of Skywalker!❞ ❝Oh please, I’m a hot looking, smooth talkin’, frisky ass, son of a bitch.❞ ❝Honey, you’re not a jackass… you’re a jack-angel.❞ ❝Crack a book you lazy son of a bitch.❞ ❝So, it was either a U.F.O. or I rubbed my eyes too hard❞ ❝Look I don’t really know how to say this but… I don’t want your stupid stuffed animals in my van.❞ ❝There’s no way it’s better than Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.❞ ❝This is not the Playboy Mansion you know!❞ ❝What’s convenient isn’t always what’s best. If it was, this frozen pizza wouldn’t taste like monkey butt.❞ ❝[name], get in the car, we’re goin’ on a freakin’ date❞ ❝Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you.I just wanna spend it with people I really really love.❞ ❝You know what your problem is? I’m just too good looking.❞ ❝If you were a bird, you’d fly into a ceiling fan.❞ ❝I play hard to get, you play hard to get rid of.❞ ❝Where were you? Are your fingers broken?! You can’t use a phone?❞ ❝Parents like him/her, teachers like him/her, everyone likes him/her. I hate him/her.❞ ❝I’ll always be your friend.❞ ❝That was a compliment not an opening to put your hand on my knee.❞ ❝Sticks and stones may break my bones, but [name] nailed your sister/brother.❞

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“Ah’m sure ya’ll get the sentiment.”

“Listen, Rogue... What happened... Well -- it was a long time ago.”

#aroguedeviation

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(theplaguedwolverine: Thank you for the follow.) "Well, what did I do now?"

“I dunno… You feelin’ guilty about something, Logan?”

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Logan grinned. “Oh, course not.”

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Carol rolled her eyes and replied, “Uh, huh. Sure. Like that’s totally believable.”

She knew him better than that. Besides, sarcasm was always fun.

#theplaguedwolverine #[ ur blog is deactivated -- nooooo! ]#*cries*

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Live to Rise, an MCU-based JCINK RP

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Live to Rise is set in the Avengers/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. universe and includes:

* Incredible Hulk * Captain America 1 & 2 * Thor 1 & 2 * Iron Man 1-3 * Avengers * Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (episodes 1-8)* We also include an AU-ified X-Men 1, but not 2 or 3. Inclusion of other Marvel comic based movies will be on a case-by-case basis (except X-Men 3, which will never happen). * pretty much all of the events occurring between Episodes 9 and 17 of AoS are also included, with the possible exception of Lorelei’s visit.

Come check us out!

#ooc #promo

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Reblog if you’re a Marvel RP Blog

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I want more blogs to follow and it’s just so hard to find rp blogs that aren’t groups in the tags nowadays.

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Shit my physics prof says

“And that’s exactly why your hand is attached to your body and doesn’t randomly fly through the room!”

“Alright, just let me use my crossbow for this.”

“Did I just shoot you? I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“Why wouldn’t you have a random morning star laying around?”

“Don’t fucking leave your spoon on the moon then!”

“I’m probably going to kill one of you. Anyone wanna go first?”

“It’s like you parked your car on the sun. Same result.”

“Who else am I going to ask how to get rid of a body then?”

“Math doesn’t have any feelings, but you can hurt it anyway.”

“Are we doing voodoo now? We’re doing voodoo now.”

“I pretty sure a demonic thing ate it. That’s the only explanation.”

“Like, imagine you go on a nice trip… but in space!”

“I wanted to tell you an epic story, but my wife said no, so the epic story didn’t even happen.”

“Of course we could always just set it on fire and see what happens.”

“Nothing to feel loved like talking to yourself in a room full of people.”

“Well, it’s supposed to be done that way but — scratch that, it never works.”

“You disturbed the monkey!”

“Why did none of you get me coffee. I hate all of you.”

“There’s three types of people. Star Wars fans, Trekies, and idiots.”

“No. I just like blowing stuff up.”

(Imitates chainsaw noises.)

“Oh, come on, you can’t all be saving Hyrule at the SAME time.”

“Everything gets better with breadsticks.”

“OH MY GOD, THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK. THEY ARE COMING.”

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60 ways to say ‘I love you’ (DW edition)

“You were fantastic.”

“You’re my friend. My best friend.”

“I’m not leaving you.”

“I had a duty of care.”

“You and me. Always.”

“I was gonna be with you forever.”

“When don’t I see you?”

“Wherever you are, I’m coming, I swear.”

“I miss you.”

“You’re a star.”

“We had the best of times.”

“I need my friend back.”

“Does it need saying?”

“I’ve only got one life. I could spend it with you, if you want.”

“Go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I’m not mistaken in mine.”

“Look how far I went for fear of losing you.”

“I promised to look after you and that’s what I’m doing.”

“Hello, sweetie.”

“You are worth fighting for.”

“What makes you think I would ever give you back?”

“My life was so boring before you just dropped out of the sky.”

“You’ll never look any different to me.”

“Oh, you are brilliant.”

“That is nothing compared to giving you up.”

“I shall miss you.”

“Just this once, let me save you.”

“If I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in you.”

“I always see you. And I always listen.”

“Who’s going to hold your hand now?”

“Don’t forget me.”

“No one’s ever going to forget you.”

“I know you think it’s him. I know you think it all to be him. But it’s not. It’s you.”

“Think about me, when you’re living your life, one day after another.”

“Oh, I hate you sometimes.”

“I said you were the most beautiful thing I’d ever known.”

“Don’t be alone.”

“I want you safe.”

“Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life.”

“You watch us run.”

“What if I need you?”

“Please. Don’t even argue.”

“You’re stone cold brilliant. You really are.”

“Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?”

“I’ll find you. I promise you, I’ll find you.”

“You’re my mate.”

“Take care of yourself.”

“A cosmos without you scarcely bears thinking about.”

“Are you okay?”

“One person is more amazing- harder to understand, but more amazing than universes.”

“Two hearts. And both of them yours.”

“Whenever and wherever you like.”

“I forgive you.”

“I don’t think I could ever forget you.”

“I wouldn’t risk losing you.”

“Oh, my beautiful idiot.”

“You’re the bravest man I’ve ever met.”

“What’s wrong, sweetheart? What’s happened?”

“I want you to marry me.”

“I’m changing history for you.”

“I love you.”

(theplaguedwolverine: Thank you for the follow.) "Well, what did I do now?"

“I dunno… You feelin’ guilty about something, Logan?”

#theplaguedwolverine

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“Hey, Luke,” Carol said with a smile as she stood in the doorway. “It’s not an emergency, or anything like that,” she assured him. “I was just in the neighborhood, and I thought I’d drop by…”

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“—Well, I’m glad you did.” Luke’s lopsided grin lingered, and he twitched his chin towards the worn couches dominating the Cage living room. The big man expertly dodged a minefield of toddler toys picking them up as he went to clear a path for Carol. “Come have a seat, tell me what you’ve been doin’ since we hung up our Avengers spandex. Did I hear that you went t’Space?”

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“Yup.” Carol succinctly replied. “Went to space.”

Ran away to space, was more like it. After she’d lost a rather significant chunk of her memories, she just took off -- and kept right on flying.

It wasn’t really something that Carol wanted to talk about.

“But, I’m glad to be home.”

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“…hell.”

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“Uhh, Sounds like you dropped the ‘o’ -- or, has it gone silent, now?”

#aroguedeviation #[ hello darlin' ]#[ apologies for carol's snark ]

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“Fair enough,” Harry smiled, “Our suits are bullet proof, are you looking for something beyond that? I would assume you would be.”

“Bulletproof’s good, but might you have anything that’s water and fire retardant, as well?”

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"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"

“Terrible Choices”

“Uhh, well…” Carol trailed off, cringing.

“Let’s just say that it’s a good thing that I’m mostly invulnerable – didn’t even hurt.”

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Terrible Choices

"I can't believe you just did that."

"You're going to do WHAT?!"

"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."

"Please tell me you're joking."

"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."

"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."

"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."

"Do you think we could just forget last night?"

"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."

"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."

"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."

"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"

"Do not talk to me again."

"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"

"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"

"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."

"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"

[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.

"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."

"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"

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“…Carol.” Luke’s expression of surprise didn’t last, quick to soften into a welcoming grin. He rolled up his newspaper and stuffed it into his back pocket, extending a hand to grip his fellow Avenger’s forearm. Tilting his head to one side, Luke added, “–Jess isn’t here right now. Somethin’ going down?”

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“Hey, Luke,” Carol said with a smile as she stood in the doorway. “It’s not an emergency, or anything like that,” she assured him. “I was just in the neighborhood, and I thought I’d drop by...”

#cageiism