he's not wells. i'm wells.

30 || can crazy diamond fix this || gabriel may did nothing wrong

[cxsmicbrownies]

i have the right to pass judgment on all of humanity!

[lostcryptids]

*swats the roses like an angry cat* 

[xrd]

[noervlixer]

i love seeing the reblogs tags (please do more :D)

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @ghostlynotion

[rohirric-hunter]

Another thing about light pollution and adjacent things is. They threatened my area with rolling blackouts last winter. Now this was of course largely because the AI datacenters are hogging all the electricity, but in the notifications about it they always specified that that residential areas would be the blacked out areas. Not offices. Not businesses. If you're at home and freezing, well, you can just go loiter in a McDonald's I guess. Never mind that this is extremely difficult for disabled people and often not allowed for pets.

Well, as winter turned into spring, I started biking home from work. A long, circuitous route that took me through residential areas, and past offices and businesses. Offices and businesses that were closed for the day. And yet their signs were still lit up. The lights were still on inside. There were TVs playing in empty breakrooms. All the computers in the school district offices stayed on, their monitors not even going to sleep, all night. Paused to take a break in an empty strip mall once and when I leaned against the glass of a restaurant I could hear the music still playing inside.

Like. There's something deeply rotten about the priorities here. These places that are so flagrantly wasting electricity will never be subject to the rolling blackouts that could freeze you out of your home. Not even at night, when no one is there, when they don't need their lights on. Their waste is prioritized over normal people's life.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

ryuk saves death note tbh. light yagami is such a stupid unlikable motherfucker that i dont think any of us would have stuck with the story if light didnt have this horrible frog faced tooth demon floating around behind him laughing and being like “dude holy shit this kid rules he’s so funny” every time light fucks up 

[pancakeke]

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[nevver]

Desires lost, Time photos of the year

[theowlseye-deactivated20240403]

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

[poetikat]

via @ourlordapollo

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

in a bad mood so I made this to calm down

why did I pick giogio? Idk. If these are in incorrect spots we'll yell at me in the comments trust

Based on this

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hope he's not using me for my small boobs and depressed personality

[problemactic]

never microwave a caprisun

[whereisglory]

what did you do

[problemactic]

i microwaved a caprisun

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

Gooning is corny #thereisaidit

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

My names Corny Gooning and I invented a new hairbrush for men to use on their chest and arm hair. I died in 1905.

[dykecinema]

Indeed will be like do you want to work for "Bible and Jesus"

[strawmanfallacy]

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations