he's not wells. i'm wells.

30 || can crazy diamond fix this || gabriel may did nothing wrong

[cxsmicbrownies]

i have the right to pass judgment on all of humanity!

[yokolate]

Yosano Ivan Yomi no Tsugai (2026) — 1x12

[pururin]

[cxsmicbrownies]

parasocial hate so bad i started watching smth i wasnt planning on watching bc someone who doesnt even know i exist had a huge problem with a character

[evangelikon]

[the-quasar-hero]

Here’s a fun new game to try with your mutuals and followers! Tell prev your credit card number, CVV code, and full name to see how it compares to theirs!😇

[the-quasar-hero]

And don’t forget to list your billing address so we can know where you’re from 😇😇😇

[cxsmicbrownies]

sussy that someone who already tried flirting with my crush is now tagging smth they didn't even used to rb or tag, that just so happens to be smth my crush is into

[cxsmicbrownies]

i am going 2 kill this bitch

[frozensoba]

Escape feelies w memes

[kallencc]

[redstonedust]

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[flareonfloof]

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

[bakwaaas]

I’m not saying it’s wrong to take care of yourself but when I see posts praising old women for having good skin and no wrinkles because they never sunbathed or smiled or ate sugar it makes me sad. what’s the point? I think if you get to 80 and you have lots of wrinkles and you’re a bit fat it’s a sign of a life well lived

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[syrenki]

i just felt myself becoming a memory

[syrenki]

i just felt myself being forgotten

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[k-simplex]

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight