Just A Weeb Who Loves Metal

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[ampervadasz]

[afterlifecrisis-deactivated2019]

Anime tits

[nattousan]

the video was interesting enough but the caption took me out 

[no-chill-at-all]

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[420smoken00bzevryday]

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

[chasekip]

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[primarybufferpanel]

You mean a clit mouse?

[cyanidethediscipleoftime]

Man, not being on tumblr for who knows how long. Feels weird. Guess I might try to come back and shitpost here.

[metalkilltheking]

1990. Hammerheart

 is the fifth album by band Bathory. It continued the previous album Blood Fire Death’s transition away from black metal to what became recognized as Viking metal, and is considered a cornerstone work of the genre.

was the first “archetypical Viking metal album”.  This was said to have been influenced by band Manowar.

most emotional part of “Hammerheart” is when read the lines: “Northern wind take my song up high, to the Hall of glory in the sky, so its gates shall greet me open wide when my time has come to die …” from the beautiful acoustic “Song to Hall up High”… It is very emotional, as Quorthon has died and it feels like a great anthem and tribute to this amazing musician, who, I am sure, had been greeted by his ancestors with all the glory. For such moments “Hammerheart” is just a timeless classic album – yet another in the great discography of Bathory.

[studentlifeproblems]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[midiport]