Part time Demon Hunter, Full Time Monster Fucker

✯Sirène✯35✯NB✯He/They✯Retired Necromancer✯ Hi! I'm Sirène, your local (He)a(they)n lunar witch obsessed with taking pretty pictures and staring at the moon. Let's be friends!

[enchantedbook]

Artwork by Niall Grant

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[ahotknife]

the world is so neutered it genuinely makes me soooo angry. you can't access any porn web sites in america without providing a selfie and your legal ID. if you save one photo of a shirtless guy to a pinterest board not only will pinterest disable pin recommendations for that board based on their "decency" algorithm, they will notify you that your board violates their policy. this website (and a few others) won't let you search any nsfw terms or even vaguely naughty words without censoring it for you and saying "this search looked sexy so we've prevented you from seeing results!" like what the fuck are we doing? i'm a 28 year old person. i'm an adult. i've seen naked people. i've had sex. if i want to look at some porn i should be able to do that. if i want to see erotic imagery online then i should be able to do that. what are these websites trying to protect me from? what are these websites trying to stop me from seeing or feeling or learning? why don't i get to decide what i see or feel or learn?

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[petrabraveheart]

Finally got those boyfriend kisses!!!

[vitaminthick]

✶ GENGAR GANG ✶ Ghost gals rise up >:)) ♡ done for patreon april 2024 // prints available!

[superscourge]

sonadow behavior

[yummyinmytumbly]

SCALLION PANCAKE DIPPING SAUCE

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[happyugly]

i love tmi “can i be tmi” = “can i give you a tantalizing little treat a little secret” well YES!

[georgiaokeeffe]

me in the groupchat always

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[thoodleoo]

honestly when you think about it sisyphus doesnt even have it that bad like. sure the torments are eternal and the furies are ever ready to hound and torture him if he stops working but thats just being a retail worker. and he doesnt even have to talk to customers

[upthewitchypunx]

The first of the hops are going into the flower press!

[upthewitchypunx]

I started taking photos and getting them ready for the website and added some botanical charms to the site, but they aren't live yet.

I also bought another larger flower press and should have it tomorrow. I like the pics with the fresh plants so I'm waiting until I get it so I can pick the plants and take photos with the material and put it in the press.

I'm really excited about these!

[upthewitchypunx]

They are so cute!

[evilwizard]

nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack

[spackwadge]

Oh, okay❤️ thought I needed to make sure I was outside the radius for a second there!

[evilwizard]

nooo stay in the radius it’s so niice in here <|:^) btw don’tlook. up☝️

[bogleech]

It's my genuine opinion that people who find insects or reptiles ugly looking are choosing to do so, even if they don't realize it. If you look at anything in nature, anything at all, with the intention of seeing beauty you will see it immediately. That goes for dirt and decay and diseases or deformed things too, there's beauty in all organic formations. Some people are just black hearted and stubborn about things they're culturally conditioned to identify as weird.

This is in response to a post that disappeared off my dash where someone in a screenshot was grossed out by cute weevils, and someone I talked to on here just yesterday DISGUSTED by..... axolotls

I'm not talking about fear here, but people seeing "aesthetic ugliness." Like hating opossums or bats or crabs because somehow a scaly tail or spooky wing or jointed armor is supposed to be unpretty. I've met people who hate so much as pigs or cows for this nonsense concept. Or snails or moths or, I shit you not, whales. I saw a little girl once cringe at a SLOTH and say it's ugly. If you think any of those sound arbitrary and unfair I feel the very same of all organisms.

An ugly living thing is a fake concept.

[lilitasticc]

very convenient, if odd, thing you would want

hair that never needed washing, it just stays perfect.

phone battery that recharges itself when not in use

ghost headphones³ (too long; see note)

Minecraft camera⁴ (tl;sn)

unstubbable toes

teeth food can't get stuck in

slightly better genitalia, whatever that means to you.

toothbrush tongue⁹

Voting ended onJul 1, 2024

Pls rebog. I wanna know what to get my pet mad scientist to work on.

³ghost headphones: headphones that are invisible and weightless, but act like regular headphones that are summoned and dismissed at your discretion. Audio quality on par with Sony wh-ch720n.

⁴Minecraft camera: you can switch your perspective from first person, third person, and reversed third person. You can also take screencaps.

⁹toothbrush tongue: tongue that does the job of a toothbrush when you want it to. Generates its own toothpaste.