loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no
FanJoyJuly2026#8 @kikker-oma @blueskittlesart
have a one shot fic based on one of the cutest, sweetest, comics ever Iām doing this as a fan Joy July one shot for now, but honestly it would be so fun to expand on this
To say Link hated reading would be the understatement of the century. He had never needed it in the Lost Woods, but as soon as heād left; things like milk jars, road signs, and shops had all these little symbols Navi insisted he needed to understand.
But Link didnāt want to figure them out, he had Navi so why would he ever need to know how to read them himself? Then he and Navi got separated for a few days and he got cheated out of too many rupees trying to pay for a meal he couldnāt read the price on, and Navi had put her foot down when she had found him again and found out why all his rupeeās were gone.
So here he was at the edge of the woods trying to read a sign after Navi had made him memorize several dozen of the strange symbols. The letters A through G had been simple enough. He used them for music all the time, but the other 19? Absolute nightmare! Link wanted to give up. But heād memorized them, heād memorized to many dungeon puzzles to not have gotten in done within a day.
But then came the greatest challenge yet, turning them into words. Heād gotten the first word on the sign fairly easily, but the second was giving him grief.ā
āFffoālllākā
āYouāre so close!!!ā
Navi cheered as she hovered just over the sign, her blue feet swinging as she buzzed her wings nervously.
āThe L is silent though. Come on try again!ā
āFoā¦llk?ā
Link tried again not quite understanding what she meant. How could an L be silent? Navi had assigned all the letters sounds just like in music, and there wasnāt a rest sign in the middle of the word?! So how could a symbol meant for sound be silent?
āSilent Link! Itās SILENT.ā
Navi said with a huff alighting to the top of the sign and pointing at the L as if Link couldnāt see it. With a snarl Link jumped to his feet and stalked away. Dinās bejeweled toes! Heād told her he didnāt want to do this at all, screw getting scammed by the merchants he could get more rupeeās later! It didnāt matter!
************2 months later***************
Link focused on the book in his hands, his eyes blurry as he tried for the hundredth time to make the words on the page make sense while Navi hovered over his shoulder.
He knew the importance of this now after almost losing Navi to a fairy sickness and not being able to read a shops inventory to get the right ingredients for her medicine. Heād had to get Malonās help and the extra hour it had taken to bring the girl from the farm to the shop had nearly cost Navi her life.
That didnāt make this any easier though, and three hours in he could feel the frustration and fear that he was to dumb to ever get this right setting in.
āNaviiiiāā
He wailed.
The blue fairy patiently placed her small hands on either side of the word they were working on in the history she had found for him, isolating the word from the others in a way she knew helped him focus.
āCome on Link youāve got this, just one letter at a time..ā
Link tried for a moment
āGāGovāā
The headache behind his eyes flared and he shook his head
āNavi pleaseāā
The fairy was unmerciful,
āNo, no, you got itāā
Then Navi said the dreaded words sheād been saying the whole time
āājust sound it outā
Link burst into tears for real this time with a cry of
āNooooooāā
He knew he sounded spoiled, and that if he was smart and brave and if he really loved Navi he would have already figured this out, but he was just so tired, and his eyes hurt and his head hurt so bad.
He hung his head setting the book down gently and shoving it away to avoid damaging it with his tears as he began to scrub at his eyes and nose with the back of his hand
āN-Navi!!! Itās to hard!!! Iām j-just to dumb to l-learn and y-your gonna g-get sick again, and itās g-gonna b-be all m-my f-f-fault!ā
There was a flash of blue and suddenly Naviās hands were on either side of his face as she peered straight into his eyes with a stern expression on her round features
āLink DekuSon Hyrule! Donāt you ever talk about yourself that way! You are not dumb! You are a very very bright boy, and just because the world has done its best to try and give you challenges left and right doesnāt mean you are not smart! And if I did die, It. Would. Not. Be. Your. Fault. Do. You. Understand. Me.ā
Link sniffled at her pitifully too tired to argue, but too stubborn to agree. Navi sighed and hovered upward pressing her forehead against his and hugging the top of his head.
āOh Link baby. Itās going to be ok I promise. Letās go sleep for today ok?ā
*****one year and one unfortunate sleep after drawing a sword later*****
Link stared down at the pile of scribbled on papers staring at the miserable attempted scrawl of his own name. He had just learned how to do it before this whole debacle and now his hands couldnāt even remember how to hold a sword properly much less try and write.
This bigger body was so clumsy, and he needed to get his skills back fast or he would end up dead, Navis solution was to practice fine motor skills with pen and paper and basic sword drills until he could regain his former skill in movement and fine control.
It wasnāt goingā¦.well.
Naive spoke up at his shoulder her voice shaking as she tried to chime positively
āYouāreā¦definitely improving!ā
She said with false cheer
Link look at her through his bangs his head held up with one hand as he eyed her skeptically
āYou donāt have to lie to me.ā
Navi dropped, landing on the desk her wings limp behind her as she stared at the messy ink splotches, entire pages of mismatched letters and the latest barely legible attempts at his name written in a truly despicable scrawl.
āM-maybe the princess can tutor you?ā
Her voice was unsure and Link sighed laying his head atop the desk, feeling defeated
āI donāt know Navi maybe we should just try again tomorrow and practice my reading yeah? Iām still notā¦reallyā¦good at that either.ā
Navi sighed and landed on his shoulder hanging onto the loop earring heād gotten pierced into it for her to hold onto. She spoke after a moment her voice soft-
āYeah, thatās a good idea, letās go to bed for now though, you need the rest.ā
Link wanted to protest but a look outside the window had him sighing and acquiescing with only a few token grumbles.
*****a few years and several time line shenanigans later*****
Mask contemplated Tune as the older boy stared blankly at the piece of paper with his orders on it, and sighed. He wasnāt sure he liked the older boy yet, but this was just sad.
With a huff he marched up to the older boy and crossed his arms
āI take it you donāt read this eras hylian.ā
He phrased it as a question but said it like a statement, Tune darted his eyes toward Mask licking his lips nervously.
āI uh, I mean, well, is it that obvious?ā
Mask rolled his eyes the boy had only been here two days, of course he didnāt know this times version of hylian. It had been infuriating having to learn to read all over again the first time heād gotten here and heād thrown a major tantrum about it, because mentally 17 or not, he felt that a tantrum over having to re-live one of the most annoying experiences of your life warranted being a TAD upset.
āYes. Now come on Iāll show you the basics until the captains back, then he can teach you the rest.ā
It was nice Mask thought,as he began to point out the different symbols and their sounds to Tune, to be the one teaching for onceā¦
*****like 20 years later idk****
Time sat with Lyra on his lap her strawberry blonde hair tickling his chin as she impatiently sounded out every letter on the page. The five year old was not a huge fan of reading lessons most days but she loved sitting with daddy so Time could usually get her to stay for at least 30 minutes as long as he promised snuggles and story time after.
As Lyra sounded out the word
āG-o-Vern-ment.ā
From the battered old copy of Babyās First Hyrule Historia he couldnāt help, but smile sadly at the sight of two blue faded handprints on either side of the word, it was nice he thought, to be able to teach his daughter what Navi had taught him all those years agoā¦














