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i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this
I hope you’re all ready!!!!
It’s October! You guys know what that means right?
You guys probably think you know what this is, but you really don’t. Watch it, you won’t regret it.
YES
#THE BEAT LINES UP PERFECTLY HOLY SHIT
But seriously when can we get some people in skeleton costumes to replicate this for maximum bone factor?
Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray
writing tip #1245:
if your character has the same name as an existing character congratulations you’re a plagiariser
“I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. Do you know how I’m still standing here? It’s cause I do my job, and I do it right.”
I don’t remember this happening in the books
LGBT
lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains
Proof that Guy Fieri is immortal.
what
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads im dead
Quite A Dish
In the 1940s, Green Giant wasn’t just fresh corn off the cob, it was quite a dish for ladies to set before their husbands.
set two fucking gallons of corn before your husband to passive-aggressively remind him you’d like to eat out once in a fucking while
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
jaclcfrost:
living in a small town is wonderful
are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere