A Work of Fiction

A large gobbldy gook of movies, books, shows and pictures.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[rachelsgreen]

[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[santa]

I hope you’re all ready!!!!

[newfluffytown]

[silvercr0ssbow]

It’s October! You guys know what that means right?

[visambros]

You guys probably think you know what this is, but you really don’t. Watch it, you won’t regret it.

[femonologue]

YES

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

#THE BEAT LINES UP PERFECTLY HOLY SHIT

But seriously when can we get some people in skeleton costumes to replicate this for maximum bone factor?

[moved-tomodachicollection]

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

[silenceofuniverse]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1245:

if your character has the same name as an existing character congratulations you’re a plagiariser 

[raymukada]

“I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. Do you know how I’m still standing here? It’s cause I do my job, and I do it right.”

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

[cyberabuser-blog]

I don’t remember this happening in the books

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

[x]

[yrbff]

Proof that Guy Fieri is immortal.

[buzzfeed]

what

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[petitedeath]

the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads im dead

[generalmillshistory]

Quite A Dish

In the 1940s, Green Giant wasn’t just fresh corn off the cob, it was quite a dish for ladies to set before their husbands.

[itswalky]

set two fucking gallons of corn before your husband to passive-aggressively remind him you’d like to eat out once in a fucking while

[anthonyamorim]

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

[cyberabuser-blog]

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically

are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not

are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!

are the people nice? of course not! not at all!

are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere