Star Creature

GOD I LOVE MY WIFE Demisexual Genderqueer Lesbian - 32 She/They Mutuals can ask for my Discord

[rongzhi]

POV you're ejected from imperial court

English added by me :)

[spacefinch]

Come get your gold stars

[confetti-cat]

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[multifandomhoodies]

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

[and-fishing-equipment]

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

[andmaybegayer]

You may think it's bad when your post leaves your usual circle, but you know you're truly beyond saving when it re-enters your circle from the great beyond with a bunch of comments it picked up on the way.

[randommagicitem]

The post returns from the Hero’s Journey Changed™

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m not mad about it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this about the chickens or the allergies 

The fact that there are multiple options is a war crime

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this eternal torment could be over for the low low price of giving me your bones#(this is a joke) 

I understand your ongoing desire for my excellent bones but I’m not sure how it’s going to stop people from sending me egg recipes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

love this guy. sometimes i wonder what he was thinking during those years.

[pawberri]

Lunar new year is coming up so I drew this based on the beautiful fat horse sculpture in nanjing

[channydraws]

That post is slaying me-

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait, you mean that by spending decades joking about how schools are disease vectors because children are just naturally disgusting, adults were ignoring a structural problem they had created? how surprising and not at all precedented

[barbarian2022]

the thing is like. i know plenty of poor americans that really did join the military because it was "the only option" but its important to recognize that even among those people its not actually the only option. you can just be poor. they made the choice to kill people so they could advance their own societal position. thats still evil

[segamascott]

[were---ralph]

[X]

time to cancel Nitro if you have it

[were---ralph]

how things are currently progressing

[were---ralph]

this happening in october is crazy, theres no way this will happen again haha

right

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[litepla]

what if TLT x Bridgerton au? 🐎

[butch-mothman]

i’m emotional i love when two people who have never spoken form the same idea i feel so close to you op… insanely gorgeous art