Yeah, fuck context!

A Saints Row sideblog. Main is themasterdisaster.

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[cyberlesque]

broke: complaining about the new sr game b/c uuuhhh something something how dare it not go back to being just a gta clone woke: knowing that the sr reboot will be the best game of 2022 b/c you can wear a lampshade on your head

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using my semi-annual reemergence from the depths of non-sr related stuff to say that Guy Who Drives A Motorcycle While Both Being Shirtless And Wearing A Helmet With A Cute Context-Sensitive Cat Visor sure is a unique aesthetic choice if nothing else

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if you saw my original upload of this im sorry but i made the quality super low like an idiot

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hope my boy johnny tag’s out there living his best life

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*crawls out of the ground, spitting dirt out of my mouth* hey uh it’s been a long while since i’ve used this blog but i have News. i sorta accidentally got my brother hooked on the series when i gave him my copy of sr1, so by proxy, saints row is on my mind again. hope that means this blog will be alive again soon!

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Visit Original Link

Saints Row: The Third - Nuclear Reactor Party

[autumnyte]

Still one of my favorite things ever to happen in an SR playthrough.

[writerofblocks]

he went FLYING holy SHIT

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Join us for a special Agents of Mayhem stream this Thursday at 2pm PDT/4pm CDT/22:00 GMT!

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sw eats loudly

Haha I didn’t prepare anything for this week and I suddenly feel a bit bad about it, so uh I guess if anyone wants I can design a Stand for their bosses this week???

[julius-london-abel-young]

What was your boss like in school? (High school and/or college)?

Did they get kicked out? Did they drop out?

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Tonight on the SR part of my dash: Schrodinger's Gat

[patema-introverted]

my nayme is boss and wen its nite and christmas lights are shiyning brite and wen a battle is in store i pause, i stop, i lik the door

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7, 10, 17

Hope you don’t mind if I throw in 6, too. I had it typed up but accidentally deleted the ask so.

6. What’s their sexuality? Ria is bisexual!

As for Zom, it’s not something I’ve really thought about. My gut tells me he’s ace, even prior to literally becoming an undead meme.

7. What do they look for in a partner? I think above all else, Ria wants someone she can trust not to betray her. She’s spent pretty much her entire life surrounded by betrayal and its consequences and she’s probably sick of it.Oh, and bonus points if they don’t fucking die on her, pretend or not. Seriously, she’s had enough of that shit.

As for Zom… well, I highly doubt he’s getting with anyone after becoming a zombie, but pre-undeadification, I guess he’d want someone who could actually get through all the walls he’s put up.

10. Is there someone from their past they will never forgive?Julius is right near the top of Ria’s shitlist if not right at number one. He took her in at her worst moment and let her experience Friendship™, but then he crushed her trust into dust, leading to her getting her iconic missing eye among other things.Her mom’s up there, too. I won’t give everything away, but she turned on Ria’s dad.

Zom hates most of his family except for one specific person. Mention of them is enough to send zombie!Zom into a frenzy.

17. Beside the 1950s sitcom, what else would their hell be?Ria’s would probably have a shitload of guilt over not being able to protect those that mattered a lot to her in their weakest moments when they had done so for her. Being chased might also be something of a theme.

Actually, I’m writing a fic about that for Zom! All I’m gonna say is that it has to do with his past long before he arrived in Stilwater.

jdnjndewndehb thank u 4 taking interest in these nerds

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mfw i got an ask but i posted it before i meant to and ended up deleting it in a panic

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SR Boss asks

1. What’s their backstory? 2. How old were they when they first joined the Saints? 3. Did they have a happy childhood? 4. Do they have any siblings? 5. Did they graduate high school? What about college?

6. What’s their sexuality?  7. What do they look for in a partner?  8. Are they currently dating anyone?  9. Who do they love most in the world? 10. Is there someone from their past they will never forgive?

11. What is their favorite food? 12. What are their pet peeves?  13. What are some of their fears?  14. How do they deal with injuries?  15. What is the MOST embarrassing moment in their life?

16. Are they a cat or dog person? 17. Beside the 1950s sitcom, what else would their hell be?  18. Which death effect them the most? (Besides Johnny)  19. What is their favorite music?  20. What are some of their hobbies?