Against My Best Wishes, I Have Been Shot

Hi. You've stumbled upon the random tumblr of a person who plays too many videogames and cares too deeply about the characters in them. (Former URL was pierceaholic.) They/Them. Got a question for me? Saints Row Boss Character Pages: Alair Cabrera, Hannah Park, Shay Solomon, Moshe Hazzan. My Saints Row, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect fic can be found over at AO3. (I started this blog on June 10, 2014. If you are looking for any posts I made prior to that, they can be found over at autumnyte-old.)

[everythingfox]

Horsing around

[joasakura]

@magnetsorwhatever you have to show this to @autumnyte

[autumnyte]

OH MY GOD

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

[autumnyte]

Happy World Mental Health Day everyone!

[sandersstudies]

Need a new word for old blorbos that aren't really your blorbos anymore but you still feel fondness or them. The series ended or you fell out of the fandom, but your mutuals still put them on your dash sometimes and you go aw. he's still out there making it in the big city.

[sandersstudies]

Blorbeens is the funniest response so far thank you. They been my blorbos

[autumnyte]

Saw this and thought of you

[joasakura]

The favourite half-orc of at least four people wishes everyone a happy and safe month, and always.

[krystal-prisms]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by a

[firstfullmoon]

still lifes with cats by yelena bryksenkova

[autumnyte]

Did I stay up ridiculously, foolishly late playing Hades last night? Yes.

Will I probably do the same thing again tonight because I am obsessed? Also yes.

[xxbluandorangexx]

write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head

[mothicalspoken]

Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”

[jellyfish-everywhere]

[chromaticabrasions]

obsessed with this

[gowns]

i’m at the pizza hut

i’m at the mortuary

i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary

[studentlifeproblems]

[aiweirdness]

AI-generated Valentine cards

Tired of generic greetings?

Confuse your friends with AI-generated Valentine cards!

GPT-3 generated the messages and descriptions, and then I followed its instructions to create the cards. More explanation here!

How this abomination came to be (and bonus content)

You can get these on real cards - confuse your human friends!

[ghoul-gone]

I wish I could romance Hypnos😭

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[madlori]

benjamin and jerrold’s

[d-exclamation]

My hand slipped.

[schweetheart]

@marshmallowmcgonagall

[xenomorphic-warrior]

@billhaders

[lake-lady]

I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway