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🪼Moon🪼 The Bitch Who Fell To Earth Mostly a lurker I try to tag my stuff but don't expect it cause I'm lazy as fuuuuck

[brokenlunarfae]

GUYS look at this fucked up little guy I just drew

Look at my son

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[briannyssey]

some people read an awful lot, but don't read very well. deep reading is itself a skill. being able to untangle the threads of theme, subtext, characterization, narrative style, and more are all things that it takes time and intentional engagement to learn.

if you've ever watched a movie with your film buff friend and chatted about it afterwards, that friend might have pulled hours more of conversation out of the same 90 minutes of screentime, and wondered how the fuck they did that - it's not raw intelligence, it's a skill that's been honed. And I learned a lot about film from talking to friends who knew about film, and reading critique by film scholars

literature works exactly the same. so if you want to get more out of your reading, there are things you can do to train that. Find a book or short story you think you've got a pretty good grasp on, preferably from a widely read & respected author like Ursula K Le Guin or Ray Bradbury (if you're new at this don't swing for the Toni Morrison or the Samuel Beckett yet unless you feel very comfortable with the complexity of the text - the point is to develop a complicated new skill on good foundations). Then go to JSTOR, create a free account, and look up criticism on the story you've chosen. Find something that looks readable to you and at least somewhat interesting. Read that article, and look at what that writer got out of the same story you've read that you didn't get. Do you see the critic's points? Did they teach you something about the text? Go reread that story and see if the criticism has changed how you read it. Are you seeing more? Are you thinking about the implications of a line that you hadn't noticed before? Does the story feel richer now?

there are other more involved ways of finding criticism. Learning to use academic databases, going to your local library to do interlibrary loans, finding critical voices you appreciate; these are all useful subskills. Literacy isn't just being able to read words, it's being able to read words in context and think about what they tell you about the text, the author, or the time and culture in which the text was produced. Literacy is the skill of being able to look at the world with open eyes and think clearly about how its parts are connected. It'll change your life

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[amurderofkittens]

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

[queer-as-city-folk]

When I say I want a mystery/detective show, I am not asking for a police procedural

I want Knives Out

I want Scooby doo

I want Columbo

I want Poirot

[sobekettemsa7]

They really created Miles Edgeworth, made him a somewhat interesting guy I guess, then literally in the next game introduced us to Franziska von Karma, his much cooler and much more interesting sister, and seriously expected me to keep caring about Edgeyboi over there.

[sobekettemsa7]

life is so so so beautiful

EVERYBODY GET MORE ZISKAPILLED‼️‼️‼️

[leiten7]

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY MILD EDGELORD 🗣‼️

CAN SHE JUST PROSECUTE EVERY CASE!?!? I LOVE HER!!! WE (YOU AND ME 🫵🏽👁👁) LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS ADORABLE!!!!!! MY FUCKED UP EVIL CAT WHO KEEPS SCRATCHING AND BITING PEOPLE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

YES FRANZISKA GET YOUR BROTHER LOCKED UP POST HASTE!!! IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY HE WOULD BE SO TROLLED

YOU'RE SO RIGHT FRANZISKA THAT 25 YEAR OLD MAN IS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!!! I WOULD FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

I PRAY TO FRANZISKA VON KARMA EVERY NIGHT!!!! WE (🫵🏽👁👁) PRAY TO FRANZISKA VON KARMA EVERY NIGHT!!!!@!@@@@!!

THIS IS TRUE!! THIS IS TRUE!!! I CAN CONFIRM THIS!!!! PLEASE BE MORE CONDESCENDING GOING FORWARD

I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU SHOULD BEAT HIM TO DEATH JUST TO BE SURE

OKAY THEN LEGENDS ARE A THING OF THE FUTURE BECAUSE LIKE???? YOUR DAD WAS A LITTLE BITCH. YOU ARE *THE* VON KARMA. WHO HEARS VON KARMA AND IS LIKE "omg manspread 😍😍😍" NO!!!!

AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE. DO YOU HEAR THIS CAPCOM??? YOU WILL BRING HER BACK IMMEDIATELY. FRANZISKA VON KARMA INVESTIGATIONS TOMORROW 🗣‼️

[thealogie]

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

[chodzacaparodia]

It's frustrating that you can come up with the plot of an entire fic in just a few seconds, but writing it all down can take anywhere from never to forever.

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[secret--psalms--saturn]

Theyre right how AM I gonna be an octopus about this

[ianthewife]

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

[laserwalnut]

Ditto Humor