Dear god it's all transformers porn

I'm horny for robots, as my username suggests. Mostly Soundwave but also whoever else my brain decides it likes today. (18+ blog!! You will see Soundwave's spike.)

[guiltfactory]

i can understand any kink. i can break down and rationalize every fetish.

[archie-sunshine]

beachcomber getting tied up and hypnotized? or like. beachcombers spark gettin fondled...idk i think itd be fun for him

breathe if u think i should make a zine about all my theoretical robot hypnosis methods (<the pervert autism)

[archie-sunshine]

Do you think I could perchance get a Soundwave in a bikini as celebration for my autism diagnosis? 🥹🙏

I'll put in on the cake I'm having for my autism party

i am BEGGING you to send in a picture of this image on a cake. please send directly to my inbox <3

[transingthoseformers]

Makeshift with cybertronian equivelent of Onlyfans?

Fun discussion here about shifters' place in cybertronian porn culture, fun scenes there to accomplish too!

[stupidspacerobots]

megatron vs blahaj 🦈👍

best friends :)

[nuefass]

blaster leg locks u n gives u this look, wdyd in this situation ???

[cybertronianfragger9000]

This is my version of those stupid "Hot girls near you!" Ads

[cybertronianfragger9000]

I'm so mad this shit post went viral. here's the link you FREAKS. Yes I watched it.

[muanpurr]

Full: x: @Muan_PURR

[nuefass]

next project will be a soundwave x blaster vp!!

[archie-sunshine]

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( If you can't grab anything, reblogs are very appreciated! While i've got my icon back, i can't help but feel my reach has been muffled a bit. I'm pretty sure i'm still a bit shadowbanned :T )

[nuefass]

7 page blitzwing x swindle TFA p♡treon exclusive comic is now up… 🫰

[stupidspacerobots]

do u think. megatron would like strawberries. if she could eat strawberr.ies. im so tired oh my god

yes why not. u can imagine anything. and draw anything

[stupidspacerobots]

Megs kneading into cushion like large cat. You agree, yes??

YEAH I GUESS LMFAO??

^ on account of her not being a cat i would imagine its just another one of her rlly strange sleeping habits

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

1: A Note on Conservation

While these creatures are considered exceptionally intelligent, during the mating season, it is noted that rutting males in particular are known to become easily confused or trapped due to their procreation coding. It is important to swiftly set these males loose if they are fished, as they may become aggressive if they feel they or their mates are in danger.

(Full Zine with Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[cybertronianfragger9000]

Big robots cuddling and sleeping in blankets.. Specifically TFP Megatron cuddling up into a pile of blankets and pillows and getting all comfy and warm. Like. Having to have multiple cushions under her joints because they get sore.. She's all tucked in and doesn't wanna get up and do stuff.

[snowsupply]

My take on TFA Kickback (+ baby pic & holoform/human for fun)

[transingthoseformers]

I think the concept of internal comms should be used more often in fics, especially for smut situations.

Optimus trying to roleplay as a bad cop out loud but on comms he's constantly asking for reassurance that he's not going too far (Prowl doesn't even have the cuffs on yet, and he should find the conflicting moods annoying, but it's somehow endearing).

Megatron lying about his preferred position both out loud and internally, because he thinks that what he truly wants isn't dominating enough for The Leader Of The Decepticons.

Soundwave not even moving from his seat, not voicing a thing, but what he says on private comms is so filthy that Shockwave overloads into his closed panels, on the other side of the room.

Chromia had to remove Elita from the female Autobots orgies because Elita kept trying to turn those into training for their focus and that was kind of a turn-off after a long day. She can keep doing that during actual training though, that's a turn-on.

Jazz could have gotten information from Mirage on how to act like a believable scummy noble before spec ops sexy times, but it's a better test of his improvisation capabilities if that briefing happens silently during spec ops sexy times.

oh my goddd yes in general comms are so underutilized

Really nice utilization for kink roleplay here

Really fitting of Optimus, you can go about that in fun ways in the text :3

woawwww on the wavewave and Soundwave having less restraint over private comms😳 bet there's such fun public scenes you can do there too

Lita is killing me here but in general oaugh such an interesting way to mix work and play, Very funny to imagine her getting kicked out of an orgy rip😭

Jazz x Mirage is an interesting choice here :3c