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jodolt! ✚ he/it ✚ multifandom 18+ ✚ © dailyheavymedic

[scorpiel]

yeah

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[theangelof2fort]

[dailyheavymedic]

day 113

og inspo

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[memowoy]

fair, and valid.

can i add:

from the other side, asking someone point blank whether they were the ones who did it when they apologize in response to Bad News is objectively the funniest response to a sympathetic apology. as someone who is a chronic speaker of that statement.

i did that often when my grandma passed, and i was the only person who found humor in the joke. and i needed it! i laughed a lot through the first month as the news spread through my social circles, and i heard the many, many “sorries”. i didn’t want to feel the pity. i didn’t want to feel the sympathy. so i would ask:

“why, did you kill her?”

and, while gripped in the throes of grief, i’m sure the joke never made it through, though the looks of shock were hilarious! it brought me a lot of hearty belly laughs to hear people stutter at the response! i didn’t want to wallow, i didn’t have enough fluid to cry anymore, so lets laugh! let’s laugh at the dark, and the bleak, and the sad.

so, and maybe it’s just a suggestion, but if someone says “why :/ you didn’t do it” say you did. turn the bad news into humor, if you feel comfortable enough to do that. because i wish a lot more people played into my joke. i desperately wished someone would say “actually, i did. here’s how i did it”. i wish i got to share that laugh with a lot more people, because it beat the crying i was doing alone anyway.

but i am a chronic bit committer.

anyways, not to hijack your post, but it felt like a nice time to talk about this very specific thing, as someone who does that very specific thing, and never meant for it to be taken as seriously as it consistently came off.

[multiheadcanons]

hello good morning evening night afternoon i just hope you know your blog makes me tweak out harder than ive ever tweaked in my life i check for updates religiously every morning like im reading the daily tabloid at breakfast. you’re so right about everything your ass is fat and your brain is enormous and i hope u find 1 million billion dollars in your bank account within the next 3-5 business days thank you for your service. god (?) bless

this is so stupidly sweeeeeeeet

thank you!

this is where i use this blog as my diary and say i just got hit by a car, so this is very sweet to read!

and before you get worried, i am okay! scraped to hell, got a hematoma on my foot, but nothing is broken and i feel better than one should after being hit by a car! didn’t even need the hospital!

the next post might be a little late, on account of… yeah, but i’m gonna try to bang it out!

[gangnamstyle65]

medic makes me sick icant draw him seriously bra. Also coleslaw medic my new oc. U guys like heh.

[gangnamstyle65]

how do i fix my heavy

[dumbr4ccoon]

Ghost backstage!🖤

(I found them somewhere on x/Twitter)

[buttermilkbunny]

Water Ghouls °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

More details/ headcannons below!

- More introverted/ quiet

- Sleek/ scaley

- Moves fluidly through the water/ moves in a slightly gangling way when on land

- Run cold

- Gills on the sides of their necks

- They use sign language under water, so when when they come on land at first they can't speak

- Scents: Ocean, sea breeze, wet grass/ leaves, cucumber

- Magic: water control, communicating with sea creatures, the ability to lure humans with their enchanting voices

[barstoolblues]

[segamascott]

[scenetorrents]

[triptychofvoids]

Hallo Doc!

What's it like to get suddenly launched into the air by Soldier or Demo when using the Quick-Fix? I'd imagine it's pretty disorienting and maybe a bit nauseating, but also thrilling? Maybe a combination of all of those?

I'd love to hear your thoughts/experiences on the topic.

Danke!

ach tja, it is certainly disorienting and nauseating.... especially if its unexpected. being launched around at random with no warning (sometimes several times in a row! i feel as though i am being shaken around like a dog toy at times....) is not what i would consider to be fun. i do love the quick-fix dearly and being able to easily stay next to my patients is wonderful, although i do wish i would get a little warning before being unceremoniously flung into the sky at a whim, as is often the case.

however, it isnt all bad!! in fact, with a little bit of planning and a good strategy, it can actually be very fun! its not nearly as nauseating if i know im about to be thrown into the air before it happens, and there is nothing like descending from the heavens completely unannounced right behind enemy lines with weapons at the ready

[piepie-li]

drawing ghost era3 with @xruiiii-blog

shitghosting between alpha lover and omega lover

finishing each other's drawing is ssssoooo fun and hilarious... we were laughing the entire time for bombastic content

[theaceofarrows]

[segamascott]