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i like dumb robots and making bad posts | tf / mecha sideblog. main is kilbaro

[ocprompts]

can your oc fly a plane?

[cyclownus]

this feels like a trick question for a transformer

[cyclownus]

i don't really have any transformers people i talk to anymore but transformers one was alright. Could've been more yaoi imo

[tastylemonbread]

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

[tastylemonbread]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[omnia-volo]

Sitting side by side in different versions.

[mollyencrypted]

[expressions-of-nature]

Uminonakamichi Seaside Park, Japan by snowshoe hare*

[polyhexian]

Transformers is different from other war based stories because it's so incredibly fucking petty. No matter how gritty and miserable you try and depict war in transformers these motherfuckers are so hard to kill that they practically live foreevrr. They all know each other. Like you don't just hate starscream because he's an enemy Decepticon or even because he's a powerful enemy Decepticon. You hate him as an individual because that' stupid asshole has blown you up four times and also he called you tacky three years ago and he NEVER notices your new paint job and-

Like they're all fighting a war for sure but literally every character knows each other personally and has deeply personal beef with each other so every single fight turns from a run of the mill battle for resources into a really specific squabble over a seven decade old argument that has devolved into mindless slap fighting and insults and both parties are unkillable war machines

[automatonz]

i love this picture, they're just vibing.

[msillzie]

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive

bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how

[cyclownus]

[cyclownus]

transformer4transformer

[ultrix]

Hes a cringefail girl to me

[knifepdf]

transformers.. more than meets the eye

transformers. car that is a guy…

[voidmaidenheaven]

i always remembered my favourite episode of g1 was where cyclonus commits galvatron to a mental institute but i forgot the climax is that

none of the therapy works so they go to give galvatron a lobotomy

galvatron is so mentally ill that in attempting to give him a lobotomy, he overloads the psychic spiders giving him a lobotomy, and by extension, the planet explodes from his sheer mental illness

[cyclownus]

i fell in love with cyclonus through the idw comics but honestly the fact he’s basically a long suffering smithers to galvatron’s mr burns makes g1 cyclonus Real Good too

[cyclownus]

I'd like to make a joke about "two trucks" by neil cicierega being a transformers song, but I'm struggling to think of a ship where both characters are, in fact, trucks and not planes or cars or guns

[amalkova]

evil girls, my brand, my religion

[gallusrostromegalus]

So my friend @mazarinedrake has gotten me into Transformers, because if I’m going to suffer having a not-totally-housebroken puppy in the middle of a cold snap, I might as well be in Dumb Gay Robot Hell too.  In the middle of Season 1 of G1, he had something of a brainwave and declared:

“I just realized that the transformers are like a modern Commedia Dell'arte-  they go through a million incarnations and franchises but they’re basically stock chatacters that anyone with a familiarity with any of them will recognize. Puchinello is always a short Buffoon, Starscream is always a coniving little bitch.” 

[tanukinyanya]

[kkingkk]