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Hiya X]
intro post (finally) hey!
[this doesn’t get edited ever so it’s probably outdated]
My name is Rey, boy (mostly) + hella bisexual, probably a little genderfluid, minor :P
I make art sometimes.
all my brainspace at the moment is taken up by HOMESTUCK, I just finished reading it (was crap, I loved it, currently torturing myself slowly with the epilogues)
sideblog @etherealmudpit
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God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world
She was on her knees for me and everything and i noticed NOTHING im still so embarrassed good god
This world is so cruel
Why would you curse me like this 😭😭😭
Im adding a FAQ to this post bc my notes are flooded and everytime i happen to see someone ask smth it disappears LMAO like my notes are borken right now
- did you go back to ask the girl out???
Unfortunately we were only in that specific big city for a one time visit so I’ll probably never see her and that store again
- lmao your poor dad had to see you fumble the bag
My dad didnt have a girlfriend until he was 22 and my mom was like “we are dating now” so basically the lack of rizz is genetic and His Fault and he is a hypocrite 😤
- isnt it normal for employees to put shoelaces on for you tho especially when you just bought shoes??
I already had the shoes (7 years with my broken ass doc martins this year 🤗) and i was only there to buy new shoelaces. I was only in the store for maybe 10 minutes because i was so focused on “fuck yes new shoelaces my aglets are broken to shit. Ill get the gay ones yay!” and i was already starting to put them on when she offered to do it instead xD idk if you guys are perchance from the usa or smth commenting this but im from the netherlands and ive never seen or experienced an employee putting in shoelaces for someone who was older than 8?? So thats why it was especially so fucking dumb of me to not notice it wasnt Normal but oh well 🥲👍
- what would you have even done if you noticed the flirting?
From experience i wouldve just started stammering and walked out without her number anyway 💀 rizzless,
late uploading my dashcon 2 2 panel because I've spent so much time making graphics
Image to send to your girlmutuals.
one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.
There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]
>100,000 notes - mass market slop
10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser
1,000 notes - cult classic
100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste
10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for
1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation
I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot
do you guys think he noticed the guy in the big pink frog costume
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
Everyone please behold this baby tree:
It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.
Caution: baby!
One day (but not this day)!
Update:
Thriving!
Now taller than a human person!
In case you were wondering!
Update:
Filling out, and up!
We threw it a birthday party once spring arrived. 🎂
Today was a pretty shit day. This is a nice post to see. Birthday hat tree.
I hope tomorrow is kinder. 🌱
You can. You will! 🏞
Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did
hi queers… here’s some like.. dulled down and rounded pride flags ok… ok.. happy pride month… bye…
CUBE DOC SCRATCH
trees are burning themselves, the sky is covered in smoke, the sun is red, the temperature is astronomically high even for summer…. and these fuckass politicians still think there’s something to be gained from denying fucking climate change
