Thoughts from Toast - Archive

Hey, I'm Jamie! My ask box is always open and I have no life so I'm always willing to chat! 27/Bigender/He/She/They (Not using this blog anymore, leaving it up as an archive)

[paddysnuffles]

[thedogfeelings]

[plantparenthood]

working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting

[wrook]

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

[ottpop]

(original comic by @kltzart )

[plantparenthood]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[roseinthebusiness]

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

[labelleizzy]

A MONTH OR MORE UGHHHHHH

[animauxing]

soundless love song.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[nicolezaridze]

starting has been very difficult

support the series here

[luobingmeis]

i’m so used to video games autosaving right before something is abt to kick ur ass that whenever animal crossing new horizons autosaves i instinctively think “oh god oh fuck what’s coming” and then my mint squirrel villager walks by with a basket of apples

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Always hit the rb so fast for this one!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lost-my-leeches]

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I've felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

[kiwetinohk]

[paradoxpig]

[his-shining-tears]

looks stupit I want ten

[tlitookilakin]

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

[edgar-allan-possum]

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

[wonderweird]

talkative bird…with strong silent bird….

Nintendo please let Brewster come home I miss him dearly.

[soaptaculart]

Game theory that Flick is naturally green but changes colour to red on purpose every day to fit his punk aesthetic

[pastrygeckos]

Scrunglefoot

[the-tree-line]

no bones no problems

[meanestprincess]

SCRUNGLEFOOT omg pls tell me that’s their name 🥺 I want that to be my name 🤣

[pastrygeckos]

Unfortunately, her name is Sorbet, but Scrunglefoot is definitely her title

[teethwreath]

Madame Sorbet Scrunglefoot

[pastrygeckos]

Beautiful