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[bewbin]

Öh no

[nctzken]

I was tagged by @changguestmonbebe for the lockscreen, homescreen, and last song I listened to I had to pause my music cause my grandma called me I tag @felixxtrash @cherry-chansik @darkart-maker @yukheythere @dongsxcheng (you don’t have too)

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[milesgmorales-archive]

Tom wishing Mickey a happy birthday during Mickey’s 90th Spectacular!

[eddiemunsvns]

i’m !! so !! soft !!

[nctzken]

My favorite pictures, who’s your favorite costume this year?

[jara257]

ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer

like it evokes some kind of gut emotion from me but i can’t identify it and it’s driving me up a wall

[nctzken]

I will never let this die

[hollandarling]

I think I would self combust if Tom looked at me like that

[tomhollanders2013]

I would self combust if Tom looked at me

[starksirons]

Tom at set today!

cr: weibo

[incorrect-marvelcinematic-quotes]

Thor: Thanos, my arch nemesis.

Loki: I thought I was your arch nemesis.

Thor: I have a life outside of you, brother.

[cynderros-blog]

List of people we know for sure are dead in infinity war

Me

[in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203]

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

[optimysticals]

yes. good.

[313hwa]

UHM ALRIGHT

SO THE RUSSOS JUST POSTED THIS ON THEIR INSTAGRAM AND IT’S FAN ART BUT THERE’S SO MANY THINGS THAT COULD BE HIDDEN CLUES FOR A4 IN IT LOOK:

IT’S LITERALLY ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T DISAPPEAR IN THE SNAP

SHURI HAS THE BLACK PANTHER SUIT ON

TONY HAS PETER’S MASK IN HIS HAND SO OBVIOUSLY THAT HIT HIM VERY HARD BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT

ROCKET HAS GROOT’S GAME

CLINT AND SCOTT ARE THERE

TONY AND STEVE ARE TOGETHER (ALSO INCLUDING NAT AND RHODEY)

CAPTAIN MARVEL IS IN THE BACK BEHIND THOR SEND HELP HOLY SHIT

LIKE THE TV’S IN THE BACKGROUND SAY NO SIGNAL AND SHIT CAUSE HALF OF THE WORLD IS GONE AND EVERYONE IS PROBABLY LOSING THEIR MINDS

TV’S ARE SMASHED/THE PLACE IS TRASHED

THE NEWSPAPER ON THE GROUND IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER ON THE FLOOR (ZOOM IN) SAYS END OF THE WORLD CONFIRMING THAT EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS

THE POSTERS ON THE WALLS

WE EVEN GOT STAN LEE UP IN THIS BITCH

REBLOG TO SAVE A MARVEL FAN’S LIFE LMK WHAT Y’ALL THINK I’M GOING CRAZY ( this is fan art, but they still wouldn’t have just posted any fan art like this has to be some type of clue)

[lunasmiles]

LISTEN

Every. Member. Deserves. The. Loudest. Cheers. Don’t argue with me. They all deserve the recognition and the love from everyone. CHEER FOR THEM ALL, NOT JUST ONE. That concludes my Ted Talk.

[lesbiansassemble]

Avengers - The Office AU

[nctzken]

Legend has it that if you stand in front of a mirror and say “I hate myself” 3 times Kim Seokjin will appear and beat the fuck outta you until you learn to love yourself