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anchorsandmoons

sophiaungrady

Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

thatssomanda

This was the most fucking annoying commercial

prince-snoozy

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

imjuststumped

Just found out that the boulder in the avatar series was initially supposed to be voiced by the Rock and now that I know that this ultimate pun never happened my life will never be the same

berlynn-wohl

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.