but we are not men @imjuststumped - Tumblr Blog

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

francieum

quirkybrittany

justgirlythings

“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public

we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”

“you must be fun at parties”

cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide

mitt romney

hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)

hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)

andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter

the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips

superwholock fandom (this was their prime)

supernatural has a gif for everything

“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol

hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that

the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them

benedict cumberbatch everywhere

that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever

gangnam style everywhere

people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme

“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms

“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”

the dancing chandler gif from friends

“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes

potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)

the reblog button being at the top of posts

cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”

27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”

song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album

“ah, the scalene triangle”

XD vs :D discourse

the most reblogged picture on tumblr

doge

men of tumblr

the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post

touch my butt and buy me pizza

spread this like wildfire

tumblr university (complete with uniforms)

tumblr island

tumblr nation

these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon

tumblr prom

cultural-antifascism-deactivate

That sounds like an actual nightmare.

mirab3lle

Look into my eyes.

It WAS

nightlifemingus

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

mrbenwyatt

theoncomingchaos

Saw this on Facebook, but not on Tumblr and I just need it on my blog.

FULL CREDIT to Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites), Twitter

willforeverbemine

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

politicalsci

“I’m convinced that if we are to get on the right side of the world revolution, we as a nation must undergo a radical revolution of values. We must rapidly begin the shift from a thing-oriented society to a person-oriented society. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered.A true revolution of values will soon cause us to question the fairness and justice of many of our present policies. True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. A true revolution of values will soon look uneasily on the glaring contrast of poverty and wealth with righteous indignation. It will look across the seas and see individual capitalists of the West investing huge sums of money in Asia, Africa, and South America, only to take the profits out with no concern for the social betterment of the countries, and say, “This is not just.” It will look at our alliance with the landed gentry of Latin America and say, “This is not just.”

The Western arrogance of feeling that it has everything to teach others and nothing to learn from them is not just. A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war, “This way of settling differences is not just.” This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation’s homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice, and love. A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death…

Our only hope today lies in our ability to recapture the revolutionary spirit and go out into a sometimes hostile world declaring eternal hostility to poverty, racism, and militarism. With this powerful commitment we shall boldly challenge the status quo, we shall boldly challenge unjust mores, and thereby speed up the day when “every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low, and the rough places shall be made plain, and the crooked places straight.”

– Martin Luther King Jr. (Why I am Opposed to the War in Vietnam – 1967)

rustandruin

sadgaywerewolf

how dare you not include the best part

julesblackthorns

this seems right

doona-baes

#mood today

led-lite

The convergence

ibex-ascendant

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

novaewalker

The most accurate thing ever

u263dmoved-deactivated20190826

first u have black cats drawn like

and now i bring u

white dogs drawn like this

blastoisarchive

they are best friends

hello-incorrectavatarquotes-here

Sokka: It’s not that children make me uncomfortable, it’s just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

tardigradetheking

bold talk from someone who knows zuko personally

voidpumpkin

The fact that people are turning on Bernie Sanders for supporting Biden when he’s the only person opposing Trump shows that they care more about some imagined idea of ideological purity and Bernie as a figurehead of an imagined political revolution rather than thinking about politics in any sort of pragmatic sense nor do they care about stopping a malicious asshole who if allowed to remain in office will only cause more death and suffering.

lyricwritesprose

The important thing to remember about Bernie Sanders is that he’s not going to disappear in a puff of smoke once the Democratic Convention is done with.

He’s a Senator. He’s going to remain a Senator. He’s going to be out there working for the same progressive agenda he always has. He’s also not a stupid man; he knows how politics work. He has already figured out that he needs two things to push any progressive bills through.

First, he needs a president who will sit down and work with him rather than telling him to fuck off. Of the people who will be on the ballot in November, there’s one person who Sanders knows he can work with, and one person who is an absolute nightmare who can barely work with anyone. Biden is the one he can work with. If we support Sanders, we’ve got to give him Biden to work with.

The other thing we need to give him is a Democratic Senate. Because Mitch McConnell is turning the Senate into a bill-rejection factory, and progressive causes are dead in the water as long as he’s in charge.

Sanders hasn’t given up. He’s changed tactics to fit a changing situation. So should we.

Also, we should pay attention to down-ticket races. Down-ticket races matter. (Carthago delenda est.)

rainbowkarolina

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

rainbowkarolina