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catching your puppygirl googling how to sharpen her teeth....
barkbark arufarfarfarf!
might have to muzzle you...
barks
puppygirl who's not really aware of being one but still barks and walks on all fours and eats out of a bowl and loves its owner! just normal, human things!
very very strong puppy who decides when the cuddling ends. you're 4 hours late to work
yes I'm just a cute little puppy. but I'll still make you my obedient mutt ^-^
pulls on your tail really really hard. hehe
im putting monster in yr dog kibble like yr a weaning puppy :3
fuuuck yess my awesome monster kibble. #mymonsterkibble
*Places a bowl full of kibble in your inbox*
yay kibble! yayy!! yayyyy!!!!
a can of monster really does taste better when lapping it up from a dog bowl with your name on it. don't believe me? try it yourself!
puppygirl-to-be in the basement, disobeying and resisting her kidnapper, only to have wet dreams about her every night! it's only a matter of time until she catches up with her subconscious ^-^
puppygirl with glasses? cute! puppygirl with glasses but i replaced the prescription lenses so she can't see well and has to rely on me? even cuter!
training a new anxious puppygirl to be more like her older, more experienced pup. slowly adopting the same mannerisms, collar, hairstyle, etc... they've even started to sleep in the same kennel! soon you won't be able to tell them apart ^-^
using bondage rope as a leash so you'll always be able to tie your puppygirl up anywhere, anytime!
if your puppygirl is getting a little bit too confident, train her to be clumsy! give her treats whenever she trips, knocks something over, makes typos, bumps into corners, and so on! she'll be a cute clumsy little puppy in no time!
DIY eye surgery to give my puppygirl dog colorblindness! it's affirming!
tightening your collar every time you disobey me until you can barely breathe! maybe i should tighten it juust a little more, to be sure you listen me from now on ^-^