The New Start of the Old

What was this for again? 28/M

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[curioscurio]

think again motherfucker

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[dogpuppy]

[swordseer]

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[leonsdearest]

me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took

[cherubg1rl]

[hollowtones]

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[soundtestmenu]

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[catboybeebop]

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[westmansion]

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[hearthomelesbian]

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[lindleland]

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[prommytheus]

[chillyfeetsteak]

the moment he decides to binky

[chillyfeetsteak]

[roastbasilisk]

I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

[super-affection]

[mintchocolatechimp]

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[s-lumberland]

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[sreegs]

She

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on my

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till i

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[girlballs-archive]

girls

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[brnzen]

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[qqweebird]

dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?

old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

[teffiebell]

[arch-user]

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

[arch-user]

She said with all too much confidence

[melynnwaters]

A DAY!?!?!?

[resetium]

happy almost one year anniversary to arch-user having her realization in well under 24 hours

edit: i checked. it took 6 hours.

[loboflaco-deactivated20221016]

When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon