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“OH you’re jealous!” (Daimon who probably brought up Jaine or Patsy for the umpteenth time )

💀 - “No, of course not. I love hearing you constantly talk about your exes and your sex life. Do go on.”

#SASS #badmusesdoitwell

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.”

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

cypresshillsghost

Danny: *Says/Does something stupid*

The women in his life:

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* americana starters

americana is a novel by don delillo.

‘ i’m going to ask you something. ’

‘ what’s happening, buddy? ’

‘ i’m trying to outrun myself. ’

‘ i just got here. ’

‘ did you run away from home? ’

‘ it’s what makes you what you are. ’

‘ anything for you. ’

‘ i promise i won’t tell anyone. ’

‘ do you want to stay with us? ’

‘ my head went dead. that’s the only way to put it. something in there burned out and blew away. ’

‘ everything’s fine. i’ll miss you. ’

‘ you’re too young to understand that. ’

‘ but then you go away and come back different and i have to adjust. ’

‘ do you have to leave right away? ’

‘ it’s a family thing. ’

‘ garbage tells you more than living with a person. ’

‘ don’t you love it when it rains like this? ’

‘ it wasn’t as much fun as i thought it might be. ’

‘ it’s really none of your business. ’

‘ don’t bother. ’

‘ it’s hard to tell. ’

‘ i wish you’d open your eyes. ’

‘ in a fair fight who would emerge victorious, a tiger or a polar bear? ’

‘ then i blacked out. ’

‘ i’ve made up my mind. ’

‘ i’ll make it up to you somehow. ’

‘ at my age you come to realize that you did everything wrong. ’

badmusesdoitwell:

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#badmusesdoitwell #nsft

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Ghost Rider (1990) #1 & #5

Ghost Rider smacking guns out of people’s hands like a pissed off cat that happens to be on fire and own a motorcycle

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Absolute Carnage: Symbiote of Vengeance #1 (2019) pencil & ink by Juan Frigeri color by Dono Sanchez-ALmara

❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ( karen page )

💀 - “I swear on my adopted mom’s grave, I’m telling you the truth.” He hummed, gesturing for the bartender to bring another drink. “Johnny’s my brother...and he’s kind of, sort of, Satan now.”

#beliefruined

❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞ (you pick)

💀 - “Sure you’re not just saying that to make me feel better.” He asked, leaning his head against Belle’s shoulder as he reached to link their fingers.

#badmusesdoitwell

“I can’t believe we did this again.”

💀 - “Are you complaining, Daimon?” he quirked a brow, rolling his eyes as he gave the half demon a nudge. “You said you needed a distraction....I obliged.”

#badmusesdoitwell

❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ (your choice)

💀 - “Well, mom...it runs in the family, doesn’t it?” he quipped back, completely deadpan. “We never were much for doing things quiet.”

#badmusesdoitwell

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the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters

tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence

❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you. ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞