Professional Goblin

Sea monster Hell bent on causing pain and sufferings upon others

[czechballoon]

OC

[datasoong47]

[beardedmrbean]

[meatthawsmoth]

He also bombed a hospital, as an ostensibly secure adult.

[twocubes]

no, he was insecure when he did that as well

[depsidase]

[honeylover]

Micah Nemerever, "These Violent Delights"

[atlas-eye]

It wasn’t about anything so shallow as physical desire.

They wanted each other in the way of flesh wanting to knit itself together over a wound.

[olorotitghten-up]

understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

[potchatok]

They are literally representing the clade on wikipedia

[todaysbird]

If you watch a bird’s body language along with the body language of a reptile, their closeness really comes through. There is really just Scaly Dinos and Feathered Dinos.

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]

OMG IT'S MR. FLUFFY PANTS!

[moniquill]

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[targetedknowledge]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[doubleca5t]

This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

[cannibalchicken]

[blignick]

[blignick]

[dominicanangel-deactivated20250]

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too.