Ah Geez

I'm the boy your dermatologist warned you about

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

[chill-ghost420]

You give such a mundane reality such grandiose verbiage, who are you trying to excite?

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

sodomites

[gjjuddmk2]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gauntletqueen]

[lilyblisslys]

my body is not a flesh prison, it’s a divine weapon that I get to inhabit during my time on this earth. And also it’s fuckable like crazy

[crossroadsbishounen]

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

[kaijuno]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[contemptible-scoundrel]

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[outofcontextdiscord]

[punkrock-bottom]

[pitbolshevik]

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

[thenyanguardparty]

cause of death has not been disclosed so you know he probably died in a funny way

[death-to-usa]

Henry Kissinger, 100, found dead in his home after trying to suck his own dick

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[nightfrostbite]

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