i'm dead not stupid

we were built to fall seventeen n sad

[kaijuno]

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

[winelike]

Getting the Laundry, Warren Woessner

[czvrnys]

on today’s episode of Letterboxd Reviews That Make My Day

[czvrnys]

feverishly thinking about love

[mixelation]

“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

[mixelation]

To be clear. I don’t want “our past love ended in betrayal and anger and now we hate each other.” I want “we died in love and in each other’s arms” but the current incarnations do NOT remember and they ARE trying their best to End the other one and these new sudden flashbacks to lovingly holding each other’s hands is EXTREMELY UPSETTING

[czvrnys]

Sexy Philosophy Readings Onlyfans

[art-by-sable]

Big fat moon coming up over the neighbor’s farm this evening.

[dykemaclachlan]

i just came back from the Joker movie and i think it was a masterpiece, but the only thing i wanna say is can y’all like not have a crush on him??? can y’all clown fuckers leave this one alone???

[argumate]

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough

[thoodleoo]

ancient authors ranked by their validity

homer: the OG greek literature. so valid that the greeks sometimes deified him. had some extremely sexy hexameter verse but does lose points on account of probably not being a real person. 8/10

sappho: EXTREMELY gay and valid. writes beautiful poetry but it is in like, the worst dialect of greek. loses some points because of largely not surviving to the modern day tho. 9/10

aristotle: some kind of misogynist bastard who doesn’t know shit about anything. student of plato which is about the least amount of valid you can be. get fucked 0/10

catullus: just a bisexual disaster trying to live his life and get laid 10/10

caesar: a war criminal and bastard -5/10

cicero: did his best which is very valid but also never shuts up about how cool he is which kinda puts a damper on it. 7/10

vergil: gays? bees? the countryside? this dude’s got it all and more. also has extreme social anxiety for bonus Relatability points 11/10

seneca the younger: stoicism isn’t valid 0/10

petronius: hated nero so much that he not only made fun of nero in his book but he also included a letter about how much he hated nero in his will when nero forced him to commit suicide and that’s pretty sexy 15/10

[gnarly-art]

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

[nemutakaramoved-blog]

“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS

[lyrangalia]

Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines. 

This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.

This is why diversity and representation in media matters.

[galaxy-boy-deactivated20180608]

Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught. See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation. Akahai: meaning kindness Lokahi: meaning unity Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness Ha’aha’a: meaning humility Ahonui: meaning patience This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should

[brunhiddensmusings]

the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals

similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screaming deeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry

[angrynebula]

friendly reminder that lilo & stitch is indisputably the best disney film

[valtsv]

*thinks abt love until im delirious and feverish*

[ledomasgrace-deactivated2025091]

Favourite movies (¼): Romeo + Juliet 1996 dir. by Baz Luhrmann

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star crossed lovers take their life, whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their death, bury their parents strife.

[aynrandbussycrusher]

lmao

[aynrandbussycrusher]

imagine leveraging how much you’re hated by literally everybody to push legislation through parliament

[academiemelusine]

[layvendar]

Adam definetly kept Eric’s pencil after Science class which means that he probably had it with him when he got shipped off to that shitty military school.

So I like to think that everytime he feels down or alone or both he just looks at the colourful pencil and all those bittersweet memories about the one boy who made him feel again pop into his mind.

[latinposeidon]

Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

[fordarkmornings]

Twilight Conversation. Ron Hick, 2013.

Abandonment (The Pair). Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1895.

The Café. Federico Zandomeneghi, 1884.

The New Bracelet. Henryk Siemiradzki, 1883.