fill you with fear

dominic Elliott Beckham twenty. junior. history major. alpha sigma phi.

[d-eckham]

I need to be queen of the fucking world.

[dailyclarke]

[miastfu]

I’ll pass on that, I’ve seen bigger pecks on guys…

[d-eckham]

Why do you have pubes on your face?

[miastfu]

Are those really your boobs? 

[d-eckham]

A guy with your face could only dream of seeing boobs like mine.

[miastfu]

Whoever is singing loudly, shut up. 

[miastfu]

[d-eckham]

Is that really your face?

[cxmmunity-blog]

No? I mean, like, I hope not?

[d-eckham]

It seems like you do.

[cxmmunity-blog]

Ohmygosh, hi! I’m Kenny! Well, Kenneth, but I like the name Kenny so please call me that? Unless you don’t want to, that’s fine too.

[d-eckham]

Do you have mental problems?

[elizabronkema]

Okay, I’ll take that.

[d-eckham]

You are a little pale though...

[elizabronkema]

How would you feel if I called you puffy?

[d-eckham]

You're a marshmallow because you're sweet.

[elizabronkema]

I don’t want to be pale and puffy at all.

[d-eckham]

But the inside.

[jamesmarquee-deactivated2014061]

[rolls his eyes] I’m sorry, Deckham

[d-eckham]

Fuck you, twink.

[elizabronkema]

That doesn’t make it any better.

[d-eckham]

Why not?

[elizabronkema]

Ghostly white and puffy?

[d-eckham]

On...the inside.

[elizabronkema]

And not a grasshopper, you mean? Thank you. So charming.

[d-eckham]

Of course, Marshmallow. You're more like a...marshmallow.

[jamesmarquee-deactivated2014061]

You’re just jealous I can deepthroat better than your ex

[d-eckham]

Get the fuck out.

[jamesmarquee-deactivated2014061]

Of course you do, baby boy

[d-eckham]

You disgust me a little.

[elizabronkema]

Should I be getting offended right now?

[d-eckham]

Oh, except you. You're cute.