dax

@dmoney; 18 Dax Perry, respected sociallite and ungodly attractive mommy's boy.

[d-perry]

I do not miss high school.

[alessandra-samford]

Oh, that’s good. I think jet lag is like one of the main things I hated about travelling as a kid. And even in first class I could never sleep!

[d-perry]

Princess problems, huh?

[alessandra-samford]

Oh, shit. You must have really bad jet lag, huh?

[d-perry]

Not really, I'm fairly used to it. 

[alessandra-samford]

So I’ve heard! When did you get back?

[d-perry]

About an hour ago.

[titti-ana-blog]

Sorry some of us aren’t cool enough to go to Thailand

[d-perry]

Uh... you're forgiven? I guess.

[alessandra-samford]

Ah! How is it? I’ve been dying to go! 

[d-perry]

Pretty sick, the night life there is crazy!

[d-perry]

Thailand just keeps calling me back.

[d-perry]

Emma Stone could get it hard

[d-perry]

Ladies Of Laguna;

You're welcome.

Love Dax.

[alessandra-samford]

Oh I’m sure we have the same size butt. I am a Samford after all. 

[d-perry]

I was more worried about my massive pecs

[alessandra-samford]

Hm, maybe I could lend it to you for a day or so… 

[d-perry]

It might get a little stretched, just a warning

[alessandra-samford]

No, I am not selling my designer bikinis in exchange for cheap target ones. 

[d-perry]

Damn, I really wanted that DKNY colour block one!

[d-perry]

olive-sherwood:

Cliche..

I live in a beach community, what do you expect?

[itsjakewaters]

I dunno man, that Indie one’s got a nice rack for her age

[d-perry]

Isn't she like... 13?

[itsjakewaters]

I feel you, bro. Water’s been as flat as a sophomore’s chest. 

[d-perry]

More like as flat as a Samfords chest

[olive-sherwood-blog]

You surf?

[d-perry]

Uhhhh.... yeah?

[d-perry]

The surfs been so shit lately.