[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[thrusticus]

[czesca]

new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

[czesca]

are y'all doing alright

[soosmain]

I'd like to thank @solspina for editing this video, hug hug kiss kiss

[soosmain]

Despite Sanguinius' foresight, his visions weren't specific on which Horus he would be meeting. The borrowed cloak and pelt masked the scent, too.

Dont think about it too hard, its cute.

[1eos]

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

[1eos]

but that proved my point that half the suffering in your 20s is the pangs of isolation and failure u get when your peers casually bring up milestones you’re ‘supposed’ to hit not even bothering to think that its not the same for everyone but whatever i’ll just keep blocking

[1eos]

this post: its hard still living w your parents in your 20s bc ppl will covertly or overtly make u feel shitty abt it

this asshole:

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to your biggest hyperfixation, will you survive?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onOct 3, 2025

[medievaljournalist]

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

[1rakus]

how would you have died in a past life

[paper-mario-wiki]

made this video as a followup to lamenting about how i have a very unmonetizable type of fame and i have for the past 10 years and this was my favorite comment i got on it

[paper-mario-wiki]

HUH????

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[thestuffedalligator]

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

[thestuffedalligator]

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

[thestuffedalligator]

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

[thestuffedalligator]

It won the audience choice award, obviously

[qqchurch]

[apolladay]

how many people went to your high school?

under 100

100-300

300-600

600-900

900-1500

1500-3000

3000+

i have no idea

multiple answers for different schools

didnt go/results

How many people went to your high school?

under 100

100-300

301-600

601-900

901-1500

1501-3000

3000+

i have no idea

multiple answers for different schools

didnt go/results

Voting ended onJul 11, 2025

[shencomix]

[oliviawebsite]

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

[pfaugh]

brutal