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[soylent-robot]

Molly is the Harley Quinn to Seamus’s Joker, including the part where she ditches his crazy ass and gets a girlfriend. She’s also a very unusual zombie since she was resurrected with her mind fully intact, which is a one in a million type of thing. She’s made it her mission to look after the neglected undead made by the other necromancers (Archie is one of McMourning’s creations, and Von Schtook built the Necrotic Machine), and being near her brings some of their cognition back too. Theyre one happy, flesh-eating family!

[soylent-robot]

centuries and centuries ago, Jedza found the fountain of youth. now she’s searching for a way to reverse the effects (it seems like the fountain only stops the actual dying part, aging sucks when youre pushing 800)

it doesnt help that her very presence causes inanimate things to suddenly spring to erratic life too

[buboplague]

waves

[stayatsam]

we luv improvement here

[kiwbyy]

i drew larry trainor over gardening stock images

[lagowings]

awesome gif for you to look at and think about

[viily]

[dummybirdnero]

Adam the the screaming useless goat who claims that he's a bull

he very much wishes he was a bull

[bardockarts]

average trazyn / orikan beef

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[pocketss]

>:) part 1

[tupayapsina]

Yang, texting: I love you!

Blake: I love you too!

Yang: I love you more!

Blake: I love you more than you love me!

Weiss: I'd love it if you guys didn't do this in the group chat

[tupayapsina]

Vacuo's citizen: Wow, Ruby Rose! It's such an honor to meet you!

Ruby: It is?

Vacuo's citizen: I'm a huge fan!

Ruby: You are?

Vacuo's citizen: I have a poster of you on my wall!

Ruby: You do?

Yang: They sell posters?

[short-wooloo]

Weiss: WHERE!? I'll take twenty

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Which 40K faction is winning the beach-off?

Chaos Daemons. They have the most aggressive volleyball players, the most enthusiastic lifeguards, they can pull off the widest variety of swimwear, and they can hang out at beaches with pH conditions that would vaporise a mortal.

That said, if the Tyranids started optimising bioforms for things like bikini-wearing, the ramifications for both the setting and the fanbase would be unprecedentedly powerful.

[coiled-dragon]

Im just feeling a certain way rn

[valtsv]

i like that it's possible for wounds to be haunted. like scars can ache, and severed limbs can produce phantom sensations, and their physical presence or lack thereof itself functions as a reminder of what happened (or what was done) to you. wounds can reopen, or become infected, or refuse to heal, driving themselves deeper into the body and making them harder to ignore. you can try to conceal a wound, cover it up and close it off, but a stubborn wound will bleed through again and again no matter how much distance you try to put between it and yourself. the body keeps the score.

[valtsv]

i'm especially fond of wounds that make their presence known under immense stress, bleeding through clothing or bandages or magic spells and forcing you to acknowledge them, because there's something so deliciously horrible about seeing the cracks in someone's composure physically open up and reveal things they'd rather keep hidden. sorry baby but your own body has betrayed you despite your best efforts to resist it!

[lord-of-rain]

Ruby: You killed... Penny?

Jaune: If you hate me I understand.

Ruby: Jaune... I don-

Jaune: I'd do anything to set things right between us, Ruby!

Ruby: Penny's sacrifice was her choi- wait anything?

Jaune: *swallows*

~Later that day~

Ruby, riding on Jaune's shoulders: Hahaha! Come on, Jaune! Faster! Uh, Jaune?

Jaune: Don't think about her thighs don't think about her thighs don't think about her thighs don't think about her thighs don't think about her thighs don't think about her thighs