I'll always have you

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[tupayapsina]

Weiss: *punches Neo* That's for trying to hurt the love of my life!

Neo, signing: What?

Ruby: She's talking about me! *gasps* I'm the love of your life?

Weiss: I don't know, I'm still angry at you.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: So, tell me why you can't sleep at night.

Ruby, shaking: Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: [at a restaurant with Weiss]

Waiter: Can I take your order?

Ruby: Oh my girlfriend is actually in the bathroom.

Waiter: Do you know what she's having?

Ruby:

Ruby: A shit I think?

[tupayapsina]

Ruby and Yang: *doing something stupid*

*Meanwhile*

Weiss: *looks distantly out of the window*

Blake: What's wrong?

Weiss: They are doing something reckless, I can feel it

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Tell me something romantic

Ruby: *finger guns* I think you're pretty rad

[tupayapsina]

[after Ruby, Blake and Yang cancel plans to go out]

Weiss: This is a fucking crime, but I'm looking so good right now. Ain't none of my friends me out but y'all gonna see me today! Y'all goNNA SEE ΜΕ-

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Every time I sneeze my ribs start aching

Ruby: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: We can fix this! We just need teamwork, communication, and a positive attitude!

Weiss: We also need the world to not be falling down around our heads, but here we are.

[tupayapsina]

[Ruby and Weiss are holding hands]

Ruby: Wait, why do you have a better grip than me?

Weiss: I clench my fists dramatically a lot.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: As long as you can do basic math, you'll be fine.

Ruby: [looks uncomfortable]

[tupayapsina]

Weiss, injured: Call the doctor.

Ruby: JAUNE!

Weiss: Use your phone.

Ruby: Oh.

[tupayapsina]

[first night together]

Ruby: It's time to strip and make the bed.

Weiss: Okay, if that's what poor people do.

Weiss: *starts unbuttoning her shirt*

Ruby: Woah there, princess! I mean strip the sheets off the bed and put on new ones.

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Weiss: Maybe we would if you would stop BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE.

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: You don't know anything about me.

Weiss: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

[tupayapsina]

Yang: Okay, Weiss, I need you to write a wedding song. Something like Christina Perri's A Thousand Years, but fifty times better.

[Yang and Blake's wedding]

Weiss: This song is called Fifty Thousand Years.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Ruby complained her fries weren't curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry.

Weiss: She was so happy you would have thought I pulled a ring out and proposed.

Weiss: Relationships are so much easier than we were led to believe.

[tupayapsina]

[texting]

Ruby: Where are you?

Weiss: I'm coming hoe.

Weiss: *home

*message not delivered*

Weiss: *Home

*message not delivered*

Weiss: *HOME

*message not delivered*

Weiss: Fucking piece of shit.

Ruby: *typing*