I'll always have you

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Whiterose

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Ruby recently started to stream on Twitch. After weeks of zero interactions, she was ecstatic to announce that she had not only a viewer, but a follower also. I've never seen a happier human being

Weiss: I am that follower. She can never know

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Weiss: If anyone ever needs to know, being a vampire and sucking someone's blood is a lot like biting into a wedge of watermelon and sucking the juice out without chewing

Yang: Why would we ever need to know that?

Ruby: How do YOU know that-

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: If a pretty girl disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Weiss: Maybe you should have some principles

Ruby: You're right. Maybe I should

[tupayapsina]

Yang: I know she's your girlfriend, but she's still kind of a jerk

Ruby: Well, considering her messed up family and how she was raised, Weiss could've turned out a lot worse

Yang: You're right, Ruby. We should give her a medal: the "Not As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been" award

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Wanna make out?

Ruby: I thought we were taking things slow?

Weiss: Oh, okay. Wanna make out slow?

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: I studied Ruby long and hard to figure out why I hated her so much...but that blossomed into primal desire, as these things often do

[tupayapsina]

Blake: Hey, Weiss, I just heard Ruby has been stalking you

Weiss: She has?! That is the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing I've ever heard!

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Idiot!

Weiss: *kisses Ruby*

Ruby: We need to pick new pet names for each other

[tupayapsina]

Blake: [looking at a drawing Ruby made] She captured Weiss, all right

Weiss: Oh, let me see!

[Weiss in the drawing has her hands on her hips and looks angry]

Weiss: [making the same face and pose] That doesn't look a thing like me

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse

Weiss: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not

Ruby: I REFUSE

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: We are talking about the greater good!

Weiss: Greater good? I'm your girlfriend! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: I hate spring. It's just pollen and bugs flying everywhere and the days are gonna be longer, I hate it so much

Ruby, dancing around: I love spring!

Weiss: Ugh

Weiss: I love spring

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: Ugh, the meeting was so boring

Weiss: How would you know? You were asleep the whole time

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: sad puppy dog eyes*

Weiss: Please don't do that with the eyes. How do you do that anyway? It's like they inflate!

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: My girlfriend always disappears somewhere. Maybe she's the type who can't help wandering off when she spots something interesting?

Ruby: Hee hee! She's looking for me! It makes me happy to see her search for me. It's proof of how much she loves me! Keep looking for me, baby!