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Writing Masterlist

Hello, my name is M or Tsar. I write original fiction and I've been posting it on various tumblrs that I created and control If you're interested feel free to find them at the following or on my PATREON!

@kinoindiana - A Spy-Romance Story set in a small college town in Indiana.

@sweetjustice818 - Candy Themed Superhero Fiction, mainly superhero erotica, but that isn't always the case.

@watchers-lust - Fantasy Erotica mostly focusing on different versions of an elf named Ailuin and his wife Glasha the orc warrior. Currently working on a coffee shop au featuring the two of them in a modernish context.

@cavefire - Paleo-Fantasy featuring an elf and an orc in the early years of a fantasy world where the rules are soft and skulls are even softer!

@hamilton-junction-story - a horror story set in the 1980s featuring more nostalgia than you can shake a stick at.

@starshotprogramme - a sci-fi story starring only public domain characters as they navigate life on a distant planet and social issues.

@ghostskilledmyfantasies - a vampire story told entirely in the form of tumblr posts. This one I only seem to add to when I'm plastered on canned wine, but it's an experiment I'm having fun with nonetheless.

nielsthecat

So. Image Comics is choosing to publish work by Warren Ellis this year. Source.

Warren Ellis, who has historically used his influence as a comic writer to coerce and manipulate nearly 100 people into intimate relations with him. The linked source includes testimony from dozens of his victims, some of which can be graphic--use discretion.

I really encourage everyone to send Image a message via their contact page and raise hell on their social media pages. Also, if you have Image pulls... drop them. Not worth it.

luna-la-luna-99

Trying to get more into Marvel and DC comics.

What are your guys' favorite and recommended comics?

the-unspeakable-tsar

Absolute Martian Manhunter

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

Batman: I'm getting mogged by Green Arrow, Robin!

#batman #green arrow #DC comics

cookingmama-23

Hey so the fact that America Chavez and Photon aren't in Avengers Doomsday is insane.

Does anybody else think that's insane???

America Chavez can travel the multiverse and y'all don't think she should be in the multiverse event?

Photon could literally snatch Doom's mask and feed it to him and we don't want her as a heavy hitter on the team???

But Steve Dicks sporting goods regular head ass outfit Rogers...is the miracle Thor was talking about?

Yeah. Yeah okay.

the-unspeakable-tsar

Batman Au idea

Au where Batman's adventures and all of the supervillains are in fact himself and the staff of Arkham Asylum...but all the other superheroes are real.

But i'm trying to figure out how that works with the justice league of it all.

the-unspeakable-tsar

Zack Snyder: Superman is God's holiest angel. He's the destroyer. He is the maker. He is everything.

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Zack Snyder: and Batman, Batman is the devil who seems to undo the work of the angel and they make passionate, but silent love to one another.

#Superman #DC comics #Superbat #batman

Zack Snyder: Superman is God's holiest angel. He's the destroyer. He is the maker. He is everything.

#Superman #DC comics

lorenzonuti

Vampire.

Twitter (X) | Instagram | Artstation | Inprint

numberonesouldragon

Marvel and Kevin Feige cancelling and shelving black actor-led projects like Wonder Man and Blade and sidelining characters like Monica Rambeau but has future plans to put fugly zionist and Thin Blue Line nutjob Jon Bernthal in several projects...it's so bleak.

It is also not lost on me the disproportionate spotlight female characters in the MCU get, but sure put this misogynist bum who goes out of his way to associate with Hollywood abusers and predators of women in everything Feige!

And the amount of women in the Marvel fandom continuing to shamelessly support this man especially on here 🥴

the-unspeakable-tsar

Light Yagami shouldn't be allowed to fuck anybody

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miamaimania

The Rapture of Marge Simpson ~ Mixed Media Illustration

thenoman-sland

My Holmes/Watson comic for the @very-sincerely-yours-zine, dedicated to Julie.

ilovemywife103947

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

tanoraqui

one of the best things about Greater Boston is the SCREAMING PROTECTIVE HELPLESS RAGE you might feel while re-listening to the seemingly neutral Narrator narrating Leon’s imminent then absolute death in episode one.

greaterblogston

podkeeper

Said it once and in saying it again: Greater Boston holds you accountable for that first chuckle (how funny, a man nopping out of rollercoaster!) you gave. It makes you laugh and then steps back, asks you "what's funny about that? Don't you see he was a good brother and a good friend and a good man, and, mostly and more important of all, a fellow human being?". It literally HAUNTS the whole ass narrative and I'm not even talking about the fact Leon is a ghost. The weight of his absence is palpable during the show and during my re listen I felt actually sick in my stomach during the part I anteriorly laughed about.

Chef's kiss, really. Dissolved myself into a sad sad puddle. Great work.

greaterblogston

We may be revisiting this moment from a certain someone’s perspective in our final season…

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????