dirtbag at heart

max // 25 // 18+ only

[threedollarsdotcom]

great pervert, even better person

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[margoliath]

the bartending world is SICKENED by my new inovation, the gin 'n cum

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

[memories]

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #the caring somnophiliac. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

[memories]

Sally sells #literally me by the sea shore.

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @ohmysinner is a good person and deserves many good things.

[mashallah]

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[boringkate]

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

[fleshfriend]

2005

[morshmallow]

it never ceases to amaze me that i just get to look like this

[morshmallow]

For posterity (he blocked me)

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/