beware of the dolphin

miriam | 19 | ♀ | ♒ | pand0rk

[quinnyandco]

sir that’s my emotional support story that I’ve been working on for five years that still has no conceivable plot

[astrodidact]

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[paper-mario-wiki]

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[neverthere12345]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[slaughterkeys]

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[hallucin8]

how much for a gram of attention

[felitomkinson]

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

[lgbtunis-moved]

OP literally traded his entire family and Narnia for some turkish delights but go off I guess

[motiya]

[toastbutteregg]

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