Fuck

Here for a good time not a long time

[kosmogrl]

me every other day cause I can never be normal about anything

[tall]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[valenalentine]

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[idiotdotdotdot]

[transarsonist]

disturbingly average customer service experience

[idiotdotdotdot]

[transarsonist]

disturbingly average customer service experience

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[resurrectedteleport]

im going to come out as transgender during my 2028 presidency, and everyone will be so busy flaming me for this that they won't even notice as i pass a bill that effectively raises the minimum wage to two hundred dollars an hour

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

[cannibalchicken]

[obscenicon]

[teobug]

this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

[depsidase]

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[philosopherking1887]

Klingon auto-reply

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[suntara]

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[thedepressexpress]

you call this a farm? where are the bee's knees? where do you hold your horses? the cat that got your tongue?? you're never going to pass this inspection unless the cows come home

[vetchtibbles]

*sweating* we’ve got this excellent elephant in the room which you’ll find is well worth talking about,

[i-shelve-posts]

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