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He/him. Hey what’s up, it’s just me. I have a YouTube channel, if you want it just ask. Ask or send anything! I am a broke bitch do NOT ask for money

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[if-you-see-gay-me]

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[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[fleshdyke]

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

[daysleftofsecondterm]

no 🩷

[d3v0ur3r0fg0d5]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[spaghettithighs]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[bee-dazzle]

Gaud

I think you might have green eyes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're not green they are blue and yellow that's two different colors neither of those colors is green this is what im talking about people say "green eyes" and then it turns out they're just talking about eyes with multiple colors (blue, brown, yellow) none of which is actually green!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatcatwar]

As of writing you have a little over 24 hours give or take to learn that grey eyes exist as well!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's light blue

[changelingchilde9]

That's grey with a hint of blue.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my outer irises are the same damn shade, i would be aware if that was gray, but it is not it is WISHY WASHY BLUE

[librowyrm]

Clearly the only solution to this is to post a blurry closeup of your own eyes for us to argue about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs*

FUCK ALL OF YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are pale BLUE and YELLOW my phone camera is just shitty they are two separate colors part blue and part yellow two colors

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR STOP COLOR PICKING MY EYEBALL

[davepeta]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SjDNhYSEWSw

[beardedmrbean]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLP1XnExfaa/?igsh=c3p5bmxnZ2IwczRz

he shoots he scores!!!!!!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[the-meme-crusader]

✨Sybau❤️✨

[adi-fitri]

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

[crazysnor1ax]

TEAM CHERRY MY SOUL IS YOURS

[eyegens]

this will be not funny by the time i post this

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[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[uss-edsall]

one of the tabs open on my computer is this video and I think I might have a problem. I never close the tab and every time I look through my tabs during the day, I watch it again and link it to somebody to make them suffer

[uss-edsall]

Thank you Brazilians for your service in making sure I know these lyrics

[uss-edsall]

Good news everyone pilk girl’s getting a figure

[boobachu]

Took me a minute but here's the full thing of DJ Loli Minahoshi

The original VoD however, is lost to time... thanks Jeff Bezos.

[goth-queen]

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram