call me the mountain goats cuz im having no children

davepeta or neppy || My AO3 is synoeketeMora, I write a lot of fic and short stories. || Header is a screenshot of a post by @hsinnamonroll, PFP is art by @neostellarjpg and is linked in pinned as B:DD || Current fandoms: Homestuck, Submas (Pokemon), Ace Attorney

[davepeta]

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If this is your first time on my blog, welcome! If not, welcome back! 

Let me introduce myself: I’m Davepeta ❤ She/her honeybee transfem, happily in a relationship with a tmasc (so no transandrophobia or transmisogyny on my blog! and if i follow you and you reblog or post transmisogynistic or transandrophobic shit more than 3 times im blocking you)

My main fandoms right now are Homestuck, Pokemon (especially Submas and P:LA), and Ace Attorney.

Most posts are from queue. All queued posts are tagged #davepeta queues. And we try our best to trigger tag, especially when it comes to blood ( please do the same for us! )

You can also find me on:

-AO3, synoeketeMora

-Createblr, @davepetacreates, art tag is #davepeta creates

-RP hub (Rotumblr), @davepetathemun

I hope you enjoy my stuff!

(image below by @/glitterweave)

I'm keeping a record of the latest date that I updated my pinned post for personal reasons, so: 04-02-2026 (🇺🇲)/02-04-2026 (🌍+)

tag guide, fanarts, ask games under the cut

various davepeta arts I've received:

https://www.tumblr.com/davepeta/770989889527463936?source=share - Homestuck secret Santa '24

https://www.tumblr.com/davepeta/770962564529160192/hi-davepeta-c-thank-you-for-bringing-cool-memes?source=share - davepeta commits tax fraud

https://www.tumblr.com/davepeta/769901672514322432?source=share - B:DD

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tag guide -

davepeta asks/davepeta answers - both are used for asks

davepeta lore - info about me, my life, etc. kinda rare cuz i try to stay private

davepeta arts - my artwork specifically

davepeta writes - my writing specifically

davepeta talks - original post tag

davepeta creates - art/writing/anything creative i post really

davepeta polls - polls i post

davepetas ocs - my ocs and posts about them

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ask games ive reblogged recently

confess something you've thought about me on anon

words from my wip

[only-cat-memes]

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Looking at homes beyond our wildest dreams, and saving some for reference for my writing because clearly I'm too broke to know what real money looks like 😭 these people really act like they can't pay taxes living like literal kings. Maybe we do gotta bring back the guillotine.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

"those immigrants are going to steal all the money!" And the people whispering that shit in your ear are living in homes like this-

See details for 7505 New Sharon Church Road, Rougemont, NC 27572, 8 Bedrooms, 14 Bathrooms, 16000 Sq Ft., Price: $29,900,000, MLS#: 10160105

This is a 30 million dollar estate. These people are living lives we can't even FATHOM, off the labor of others. and I'm supposed to trust their judgment about how to survive and thrive. Nah.

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[freakoutgirl]

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

[onlymagpie]

Pearl centric post

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[zoesupreme]

we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries

[zoesupreme]

yall I feel like I'm floating right now

[sacred-pro-fiction]

Ppl online be like:

I'm a weirdo heehee

[WEIRDOS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT]

[standwithdaanes]

having a process for people who have done morally horrific things to make amends, rejoin community, and do right going forward is actually fundamentally crucial for the left. having a clear and accessible pathway for people to be socially (if not interpersonally) forgiven is how you get people radicalized against capitalism and imperialism and white supremacy and patriarchy. its how you turn "these people think i am a bad person" into "these people think something and someone coerced or forced me into doing bad things, and these people want to help me do something about that."

if you want more revolutionaries, you must have a system to turn guilty, traumatized, angry bystanders and collaborators into revolutionaries. and I say a system and process because its not "oh the drone operator said they were sorry and felt bad so its all good now :)" there is no shortcut here. but it is absolutely necessary. no revolution is comprised of morally pure people. in many cases, the most devoted revolutionaries are the ones who know exactly what it is like on the other side.

[spicymochi]

animal crossing puppies

[imjunebitch]

[thereisselfpreservation]

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

[thereisselfpreservation]

For reference (heh)

At a glance, file name checks out. But!! Do not open a .vbs file!!!

[satan-offical]

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

[volodaily]

#205 - cleaning

[violeteclipse2002]

the horrors persist, but joy and meaning can be found despite it all

[the-haiku-bot]

the horrors persist,

but joy and meaning can be

found despite it all

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.