[maddu-ahb-version]

I have a dad so I don’t really know what my problem is…

[kitkatscabinet]

Whumptober - 07: Drugged

John Mactavish x reader

A/N: For @bunnyreaper here's the whump version, sorry it took so long, hope you like it <3

Soap knows that something’s wrong the moment you call him. You drunk calling him wasn’t exactly out of the norm, in fact, it was weird if you didn’t spam him with texts and tik toks letting him know how much you loved him. 

His team often sledged him jokingly for how whipped he was for you, but it was that adoration and care that let him know within seconds that you weren’t okay. There was no excited shout of his name, no blaring music that you were drunkenly singing along to and none of your friends were yelling at him for interrupting girl's night. 

There’s just silence, a terribly concerning silence only accentuated by the shuffling of clothes and shuddering breaths. He’s on his feet and crashing into the wall on his quest for the keys in three seconds flat. His shoes aren’t even on properly and he’s already in the car when he finally gets a response to his barrage of questions. 

“Johnny?” Your voice is slurred and confused in a way that has his blood freezing. You very rarely got so sloshed you couldn’t function anymore but Soap knew what you were like even then, and this was not it. 

When the phone connects to the car's Bluetooth he’s throwing his phone into the passenger seat and reversing so quickly the tyres screech in protest. He knows where you are, you were always good at updating him if you moved venues but it doesn’t stop him from double-checking. 

He has to ask the question three times before you eventually confirm that you haven’t gone anywhere, his heart rate increasing frantically with each second that passes and he’s not by your side yet. 

“Johnny? Wh’re you? I think somethin’s wrong. Don’t feel so good.” Your whimpers fill the car and Soap starts to drive even faster, blowing through two red lights and a stop sign with little concern over the inevitable tickets and demerits he’ll get. 

“I know baby. Am almost there, just hold on a little longer.” He commanded as firmly and gently as possible. “Ye in the bathroom? Locked the door?” 

Once again it takes a while for you to understand and respond to his question but when you do he allows himself to relax a little. He tries to ascertain where your friend has gone and not for the first time he wants to kill her when you tell him you have no idea where she’s gone. 

“Johnny?” you call for him a few more times as if forgetting you’ve already gotten on the line.

He throws the car into park when he arrives, not bothering with the handbrake and not caring that he’s just stopped in the middle of the road. Cars are honking and people are yelling but he doesn’t give a single fuck, his mind is on a one-track mission. 

He’s even left his phone on the seat in his haste and the door open. Undoubtedly, you’ll yell at him when he relays the details later but he’s willing to cop all of your anger if it means he gets to you in time. 

He runs past the bouncer, outpacing the shouting man and ducking past various security members as he beelines towards the bathroom. Vaguely he recognises that he’s being chased but it doesn’t matter because he makes it to the ladies' bathroom well before they catch up.

It doesn’t even register that the bathroom door isn’t locked like you’d said it was when he bursts into the grimy space because his attention and fury are quickly dragged elsewhere. Namely to the motherfucker that was sticking his hand down your pants as you sobbed and tried to get away with your body’s sluggish movement. 

He’s letting out a furious roar and when the man turns with wide eyes at the commotion behind him Johnny’s fist smacks into his nose with a sickening crack that sends him stumbling backwards bleeding and onto the tile floor. 

It’s only the fact that your legs give out without someone supporting you that stops him from beating the man to death as he grabs you and pulls you against him. 

You’re so out of it that you protest, pushing against his chest as you cry because you don’t recognise him straight away. 

It takes a bit of cajoling and pressing soft kisses into your hairline before you recognise him but when you do you completely devolve into a crying, sobbing mess, collapsing against him even further as you finally allow yourself to feel all of the overwhelming panic you’d been trying to hold off. 

Security’s caught up and the commotion they make as they barge into the bathroom sets you off even further and Soap simply shoots them a heated glare before shouldering past them with you safe in his arms. 

Perhaps miraculously, both the car and his phone are still where he’d left him and Johnny gently deposits you in the passenger seat, clipping your seatbelt in. His heart shatters a little further when you start to beg him not to leave you. 

“M not leaving ye bonnie, just need to get myself strapped in.”

“Promise?” you sound so small and Soap is now certain that once you’re safe and looked after he’d going to hunt down the scumbag that dared lay a finger on you. For now though, 

“I promise love.” When he slips into the driver's seat you’re reaching blearily for his hand immediately and he takes it just as quickly, pulling away and driving far slower than he’d gone to get to you. 

“I promise.” The words are so soft that they’re more for himself than you. They’re an oath that he’ll keep even if it kills him.

[kaaedey]

genshin comfort masterlist

there were too many so I made a seperate post

SINGLE CHARACTER

If someone is trying to ambush you he will hold you close, and whisper that you’ll be ok (cyno)

Desert Scum (cyno)

When you think he doesnt love you anymore (ayato)

Coming Home Late (kazuha)

insecure reader (childe)

Nights like these (childe)

holy sick (childe)

Childe promised to love you always, but sometime changed when Lumine step foot into Liyue

you get injured (childe)

when you get sick easily (childe)

seeing you get hit (childe)

holding on by a thread (childe)

reader is feeling insecure (childe)

intense phobia of anything medical related (dottore)

Dottore treating your fatal wounds

Dottore with a very sick s/o

Diluc comforts a depressed reader (diluc)

Comfort HCs (diluc)

abusive parents (diluc)

sick (diluc)

making up after a fight (diluc)

seeing you get hit (diluc)

diluc is worried when you come home late from an expedition, you do all you can to comfort him

Bruised In Silence (diluc)

Just Enough (diluc)

𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮

Diluc Caring For a Sick Reader

Diluc cuddles after reader has had a long, rough day

wipe your tears (kaeya)

he’s hurt (kaeya)

comfort (kaeya)

when you hold me (kaeya)

taking a hit for him (kaeya)

seeing you get hit (kaeya)

Comfort HCs (kaeya)

comfort hcs (kaeya)

Overworked (kaeya)

kaeya comforts you in a moment of weakness

Insecurity (zhongli)

taking care of sick reader (scaramouche)

calming reader down (scaramouche)

Please hold me (scaramouche)

Bandages (scaramouche)

Scaramouche Finding out That You’re Being Abused

Proud of Your Smile (bennett)

coming home after a bad day (bennett)

you get injured (xiao)

getting hurt (xiao)

Harsh Words (xiao)

His Reaction to Your Ex (xiao)

Fainting HCS (xiao)

seeing you get hit (xiao)

in your dreams (xiao)

he finds his s/o bandaging their wounds and gets into a fight with them until he confesses he’s scared of losing them (xiao)

You’re finally home. (tighnari)

Why didn’t you tell me you were hurt? (tighnari)

take it easy (tighnari)

you get injured while on duty as a forest ranger and tighnari isn’t so happy about it

Reader wakes up with a nightmare that leaves them crying/panicking. (venti)

Stormy Weather (venti)

When you get sick easily (venti)

s/o comforting aether after he suffers a nightmare

Protecting his s/o from another man (albedo)

Overtime (albedo)

Albedo wakes up from a grisly nightmare

seeing you get hit (zhongli)

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS

—COMFORT—

he boys witnessed the reader’s panic attack for the first time (Aether, Kaeya, Razor, and Chongyun)

comfort hcs (venti, kaeya, xiao) (aether, baal, ganyu, childe)

take me into your loving arms (diluc, xiao, zhongli, kaeya, childe)

Period comfort (Aether, Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo, Venti, Razor, Bennet, Xiao, Zhongli, Kazuha, Ayato, Gorou, Itto, Heizou)

They comfort you when you’re down (Albedo, Diluc, Kaeya, Thoma, Xiao, Itto, Kazuha, Gorou, Tomo)

Them reacting to their s/o saying they want to die (Zhongli, Diluc, Scaramouche) (Xiao, Childe, Venti)

s/o has a mental/nervous breakdown (Scaramouche, Albedo, Childe)

comforting you (ayato, thoma, and scaramouche)

Comfort (Albedo and Bennett)

comfort (Childe, La Signora and Scaramouche)

touchy (thoma, xiao, gorou)

when you tell them about your boundaries after being teased that they’re breaking up with you (kaeya, thoma)

It’s going to be okay. I know things are tough for you right now, but I promise you that it will pass over (Albedo, Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli, Childe, Xiao, Venti, and Thoma)

What they’re like comforting you (Childe, Zhongli, Xiao)

comforting you when you cry (aether, albedo, amber, ayaka, baal, barbara, beidou, bennett, childe, chongyun, dainsleif, diluc, diona, eula, fischl, ganyu, gorou, hu tao, jean, kazuha, kaeya, keqing, klee, kokomi, lisa, lumine, miko, mona, ningguang, noelle, qiqi, razor, rosaria, sara, sayu, scaramouche, sucrose, thoma, venti, xiangling, xiao, xingqiu, xinyan, yanfei, yoimiya, zhongli)

Thank you for being my safe space (Diluc, Childe, Heizou, Xiao, and Kazuha)

His reaction to seeing you cry (Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli)

Crystal tears (Thoma, Xiao, Scaramouche, Itto)

Genshin boys reaction to finding you crying due to a person (Childe, Zhongli, Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, Scaramouche)

comforting the reader after they cry because of their family (zhongli, xiao)

are you leaving? are you leaving me? (Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli)

the genshin men find you crying in solitude (diluc, kazuha, thoma, scaramouche)

Your lips, my lips (Tighnari, Cyno, Scaramouche, KaedeharaKazuha)

His reaction to someone badmouthing you (Aether, Albedo, AYATO, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli)

when they walk in on someone else being mean to you (Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Cyno, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli)

Comfort After a Bad Day (Cyno, Tighnari, Kazuha)

Comforting s/o (diluc and kaeya)

Tired & overworked (aether, xiao,scaramouche)

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫

Frustration (Albedo, Kaeya, Zhongli)

Depressed S/O (Diluc and Zhongli)

S/O who Hides Their Scars (Zhongli and Childe)

bad day (diluc, kaeya)

Sudden Tears (Diluc, Zhongli, Kaeya)

comfort headcanons (childe, diluc, kaeya, and zhongli)

how they react when you get stood up (diluc, kaeya, childe)

comfort when you’re down (venti, baizhu, childe, and zhongli)

someone talking down on you (Diluc, Ayato and Tighnari)

—JEALOUS—

Jealous s/o (kaeya, childe)

—SICK—

short scenarios on how they take care of you when you’re down with a cold (kazuha, ayato, thoma, itto, baizhu)

their s/o gets really sick (childe, xiao, diluc)

When you’re in pain (Kaeya Alberich, Childe, Xiao, Scaramoche, Venti)

s/o having an upset stomach because of anxiety (kaeya, diluc, venti)

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮 (scaramouche, xiao, tighnari, cyno) (diluc, thoma, kazuha, childe)

Sick SO (Childe, Diluc, Zhongli)

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐞/𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫

sick s/o (albedo, kaeya, xiao)

—LOW SELF ESTEEM—

When you have a low self esteem (childe, kaeya)

of rippling skin (kaeya alberich, childe, zhongli, xiao, jean gunnhildr, lisa minci)

S/o’s birthday but locks themselves in their rooms because they don’t feel special (albedo, scaramouche, xiao)

reader who loathes showing weakness (childe and zhongli)

Even though you’re also doing your best helping people, they’re only thanking Lumine/Aether (xiao, venti)

calling them out for spending too much time with lumine (Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli)

Forgetting about you (Kaeya, Childe, Thoma)  

—NIGHTMARES—

phonophobia (childe, diluc)

nightmares (pantalone, dottore, arlecchino)

their darling had a nightmare (Kaeya, Childe, Tohma)

Comfort after a nightmare (Tighnari, Cyno)

When Thunder Strikes (Albedo, Childe, Xiao, Kaeya, Chongyun, Xingqiu)

nightmares (zhongli and tartaglia)

s/o having a nightmare (Xiao, Zhongli, Razor and Venti)

nightmares (Childe, Albedo, Xiao)

—INJURED—

tending to their injuries (thoma, itto, childe)

injured s/o coming home after a commission (childe, xiao)

Injury (Albedo, Childe, Diluc) (Kaeya, Ningguang, Xiao, Zhongli)

someone kidnapped both y/n, and one of the tall boys, and y/n starts getting worried, and scared (zhongli, childe, kaeya, diluc)

their s/o gets kidnapped (Scaramouche, Diluc, Raiden, Cyno)

S/O is attacked for associating with them (gorou, itto, sara)

Saving you from drowning (Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Albedo and Chongyun)

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐇𝐢𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 (xiao, kazuha, heizou, scaramouche)

tending to their injuries (ayato, kazuha, xiao)

when he accidentally injures you (xiao, albedo, bennett)

Reader gets abducted (Diluc, Xiao)

seeing you severely injured and badly hurt after doing a commission (itto, diluc, xiao, aether, pantalone)

You Get Injured (Aether, Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Razor, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, and Childe

s/o getting hurt (diluc and kaeya)

Injured protecting them in battle (Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli

Tending to him while he is injured (Diluc, Kaeya, Scaramouche, Xiao)

Harbingers With Hurt S/O

You’re Being Abused (Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, and Childe)

S/O who Shields Them From an Attack (Xiao, Zhongli, Diluc, and Childe)

when you get injured (xiao, albedo)

Reader got hurt while exploring Dragonspine (Kaeya, Albedo, and Venti)

maybe you’ll understand when something happens to me and I don’t ever come back (zhongli, childe, albedo and kaeya)

—ARGUMENT—

argument headcanon (diluc, kaeya and childe)

𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 (xiao, heizou) (kaeya, alhaitham) (scaramouche, yelan)

fights with him (xiao, albedo, kazuha)

you banish your s/o to the couch (alhaitham, cyno, itto, thoma)

You faint during an argument/disagreement (Tartaglia, Diluc, Zhongli)

Arguments with their s/o (diluc, kaeya, childe, zhongli, xiao, albedo)

arguments (xiao, zhongli, albedo)

Disappearance (Diluc, Razor, Xiao)

Dainsleif and Venti Getting Into an Argument With Reader

Xiao and Zhongli Lose Their Patience With the Reader

argument hc’s (diluc, kaeya and childe)

argument headcanons (diluc, zhongli, and albedo)

[aemiko-deactivated20240116]

— take a chance with me.

kamisato ayato x fem!reader

"disregard the world, and run to what you know is real."

genre. smau + narrations, modern/college au, romcom, angst

warnings. unrealistic depictions of college life, language/profanities, spontaneous updates, grammatical errors, he fell first but she fell harder troupe (other warnings will be on the chapter itself dw!)

sypnosis. as a struggling teen, love is a concept that's buried in the very back of her mind. love is just not her priority- but he just wouldn't give up. what a stubborn guy.

or; a certain kamisato wants to prove that his love is worth taking risks for.

status. on-going (19.03.23)

spotify playlist, this smau is inspired by niki's song: take a chance with me :) <3

taglist. open! lmk if you want to be added by commenting on this post only. thank you!

profiles — w friendshits | tu's backbone

table of contents !

act i. then, it was just me

ch. 01 - give me a smooch

ch. 02 - emotionally unavailable

ch. 03 - eat the rich

ch. 04 - cockroach spray

ch. 05 - not on the menu (☕)

ch. 06 - homewrecker

ch. 07 - eat him up

ch. 08 - completely ajax's idea

ch. 09 - never trusting men

ch. 10 - denial is a river (☕)

act ii. like salt-rose topaz

ch. 11 - tu announcement

ch. 12 - the will of the archons

ch. 13 - gang gang

ch. 14 - take a chance with me (☕) | part 2 (☕)

ch. 15 - they're flirting

ch. 16 - put a leash on it

ch. 17 - for the 293783th time

ch. 18 - tomorrow? tomorrow.

ch. 19 - kuni bonk

ch. 20 - 5 star michelin (☕)

act iii. turn my world around

ch. 21 - hard to get

ch. 22 - in my eyes

ch. 23 - someone like me (☕)

ch. 24 - me when

ch. 25 - crying begging

ch. 26 - zouzou on the case

ch. 27 - unusual tastes

ch. 28 - it's so hard to love you (☕)

ch. 29 - ghosted

ch. 30 - real or not real? (☕)

act iv. love makes us crazy

[...]

kuki's note.

please don't mind the timestamps unless stated otherwise

pictures used on some tweets do not define the look of the reader in any way :) they are just placeholders or used for the overall vibe!

all chapter names are subjected to change unless it's alr published ofc :p

[diosaurr-deactivated20240629]

Itto

[namcoarcade]

reblog this to hug me

[kozumebunny]

Alright, can I just... Say something? Can we talk about the erasure of non-Eastern asians in fanfics? I'm not kidding, they're actively erased.

When fanfic writers are describing asian readers it's always distinctly eastern asian traits. Small noses. V shaped faces. Pale skin?? Those are all HEAVILY tied with japan and korea EXCLUSIVELY. Chinese, Iranian, Indian and Indonesian people don't identify with these traits. At all.

You don't get to say "reader is asian" and then give the reader distinctly eastern asian features. You're not only saying you view all asians looking like the japan/korea standard of beauty, but that japan and korea are the only ones who come to mind.

SMAUs especially. I like the aesthetic photos y'all post for instagrams. It's cute. But something that really ticks me off is when you say "here's what reader looks like for reference!" And then this is it

Like. You're targeting an EXTREMELY specific group of Asians. Chinese people arent gonna look and go wow this looks like me! Indonesians aren't. Filipinos aren't.

If you're gonna cater to only Japanese/Korean readers then say so. I'm tired of opening up a fanfic and seeing only the beauty standard and traits of those two ethnicities.

I don't have a v shaped face. I have a square and strong jaw. Not all asians have a v shaped face.

I'm not pale. Not all asians are pale.

And yes, you describing only Japanese and Korean features as the sole asian look is actively erasing other asian ethnicities. You're not doing it on purpose, but youre setting the standard that that's what a majority of Asians look like. It's not.

If your fanfic caters only to the looks of japanese and korean people just say so at the start instead of leading a bunch of people on.

[shrylia]

How do you draw noses?

I’m not sure what specific part you’re wondering about, so here’s a run-through of my process from sketching to painting!

1) The first thing I do is simplify the nose into a few basic shapes to get a prism-like block, like so:

2) I can now easily draw the prism shape in three-dimensional space depending on the angle and rotation of the head.

3) Using the guidelines/planes I can draw a proper nose in any angle! There aren’t many tricks or shortcuts for this step, unfortunately (other than practicing lots). I recommend using references, they’re always helpful :)

4) Really important to note: all noses vary greatly, especially from different ethnicities! A high-bridge “aristocratic” sort of nose or a ski-slope button nose might be accurate for some people, but definitely not everyone. Compare differences in size, width, a hooked or button nose tip, high or low nose bridge, and so on:

5) Then I paint! I have a skin tone tutorial here, if it helps. Take note of the lighting, skin tone, etc. Here are some things I keep in mind:

For pale skin tones, the nose sometimes has a redder colouration than the rest of the face because of increased blood flow.

The nose also usually has highlights (due to oil). These are located on the tip of the nose, the nostril groove, and where the base of the nose meets the flat area of skin around it!

Hope this helps! In the end, all stylistic choices are completely up to you. Art’s subjective, so feel free to draw any noses you want :)

[d4ihen]

goodmorning Dabi nation

[d4ihen]

Yall r rly sleeping on these small ASMR channels. This one was in character

[graveweaverold]

Hope this can help you guys :) 

[picrewer]

make yourself or your oc with this and tag your friends!

Creator: @volcanicmode

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

I was tagged but it was a long post so I’m just RBing from the source. Nothing against you girl!

Tagging @ya-girl-finley and @mon-amon

[0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2]

this makes me very happy i haven’t done a picrew in forever and this is the closest i’ve ever gotten one to look like me

[d4ihen]

Wth this was incredibly fun to do ngl

Anyway yeah that's how I look like irl ✨👄✨

[touya-is-dabi]

JUST A REMINDER

IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW @axerrri RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOW UP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED TONIGHT AND BEAT YOU WITH MY MASSIVE FUCKING SHLONG!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[d4ihen]

brb gonna go cry bcs of overload of serotonin.

💧👄💧 can you see the tears in my eyes

also this is the most creative threat I have ever read today.

If you love dabi follow him RIGHT FUCKING NOW Or I’ll show up in your garden and steal all your fucking plants. Good day

[touya-is-dabi]

I get you want people to follow me honey, but don’t be stealing plants… Unless it be that good kush… If you steal the weed you better be bringing your ass here. 

With that being said… Hi! I’m a smoker! If you couldn’t get that vibe from me already lmao. 

[d4ihen]

mmm yes ok I’ll leave the plants alone. I can’t promise I’ll leave the garden gnomes alone tho…

[touya-is-dabi]

IF YOU SHOW UP WITH SOME GNOMES I- 

I’ll literally piss myself I’m fucking terrified of those things. 

[d4ihen]

BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE

[touya-is-dabi]

JUST A REMINDER

IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW @axerrri RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOW UP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED TONIGHT AND BEAT YOU WITH MY MASSIVE FUCKING SHLONG!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[d4ihen]

brb gonna go cry bcs of overload of serotonin.

💧👄💧 can you see the tears in my eyes

also this is the most creative threat I have ever read today.

If you love dabi follow him RIGHT FUCKING NOW Or I’ll show up in your garden and steal all your fucking plants. Good day

[touya-is-dabi]

I get you want people to follow me honey, but don’t be stealing plants… Unless it be that good kush… If you steal the weed you better be bringing your ass here. 

With that being said… Hi! I’m a smoker! If you couldn’t get that vibe from me already lmao. 

[d4ihen]

mmm yes ok I'll leave the plants alone. I can't promise I'll leave the garden gnomes alone tho...

[touya-is-dabi]

JUST A REMINDER

IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW @axerrri RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOW UP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED TONIGHT AND BEAT YOU WITH MY MASSIVE FUCKING SHLONG!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[d4ihen]

brb gonna go cry bcs of overload of serotonin.

💧👄💧 can you see the tears in my eyes

also this is the most creative threat I have ever read today.

If you love dabi follow him RIGHT FUCKING NOW Or I'll show up in your garden and steal all your fucking plants. Good day

[touya-is-dabi]

tan, red and white

(there's no tan heart but let's pretend there is)♥️🤍

Accept my peace offerings, you glorious human being

🥩🥩🍕🍕🍚🍚🍳🍳🍿🍿🍝🍝🍜🍜🌭🌭

*deep inhales* 

If this is Axeri I swear.... 

*cries and holds anon* 

Thank you for the serotonin my good beano. 

[d4ihen]

alas it is I ✨👄✨

Wait how did you know

[catchymemes]

[whifferdills]

https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html

[sinmenon]

I’m posting the links here because the link keeps on a loop with adfly

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try GIMP Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PAINT.DOT.NET Instead of ILLUSTRATOR, try INKSCAPE Instead of INDESIGN, try CANVA or SCRIBUS

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try DAVINCI RESOLVE Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try OPENTOONZ or BLENDER Instead of AFTER EFFECTS, try WAX, BLENDER or FUSION

IF YOU BUILD WEBSITES OR SOFTWARE Instead of DREAMWAVER, SPARK or XD, try WIX, WEEBLY, or WORDPRESS.COM or WORDPRESS.ORG

IF YOU DO STUFF THAT REQUIRES THESE OTHER PROGRAMS Instead of AUDITION, try AUDACITY Instead of ACROBAT PRO, try FOXIT READER or PDF ESCAPE Instead of INCOPY, try LOVING YOURSELF AND USING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE (WHO USES THIS???)

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS OR FONTS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try PEXELS, UNSPLASH, or PIXABAY Instead of ADOBE PHONTS, try GOOGLE FONTS or DAFONT

BONUS: If you need FREE MUSIC OR SOUND EFFECTS, try YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY or SOUNDBIBLE

My bonuses:

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try FIREALPACA , SAI , SKETCHBOOK or KRITA (these latter two are great!) Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PHOTOSCAPE

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try SHOTCUT Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try PENCIL2D ANIMATION, LIVE2D, OR E-MOTE

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try MORGUEFILE.COM

[d4ihen]

Hello my fellow broke artists. This is for you