shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
izzy's playlists!
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
Claire Keane
ojovivo
sheepfilms
almost home
Stranger Things
NASA
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Noah Kahan
Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@da-boopeth
STOP! TELLING! PEOPLE! THAT! NO! ONE! WILL! LOVE! THEM! UNTIL! THEY! LOVE! THEMSELVES! STOP! PLANTING! THE! IDEA! IN! PEOPLES! BRAINS! THAT! THEY! ARE! UNWORTHY! OF! LOVE! BECAUSE! OF! THEIR! OWN! STRUGGLE!
i was just talking about this?! and it’s so true
can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun
conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy
holy shit
Screaming
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg
This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.
Confusion, distress, realization, and relief.
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
BYE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING FOR THEM I CANT LMAOOO
u could’ve reblogged that from me. whore
“I am always in too many worlds,”
— Ada Limón, Carrying: Poems; “Sometimes I Think My Body Leaves a Shape in the Air”
british addresses are like
richard hoell, 69 bell end, suckle-on-cockle, fuckingham, UK
excuse me while i go cry
[text ID: tweet by Heather Christle replying to Danez Smith that reads, “Once a first grader asked me how long a poem had to be and when I said it could be just one word he wrote a poem that was just his best friend’s phone number. 💖]
Her name was Neerja Bhanot, and she’s credited with saving 360 lives. She alerted the pilots of the terrorists and they escaped, so the plane couldn’t take off. She hid passports to save Americans, the terrorists’ primary targets. After 17 hours, the terrorists opened fire, and she lost her life when she used her body to shield children from the bullets. She is a hero, and I’m all for people recognizing her.
Okay but humans r such babies tho. We literally get head rushes from standing up too fast. LOL embarrassing cuz imagine smh
How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Life
I know it can be a nightmare to dig through the tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all the “official” how-to posts.
FYI: This used to be a rude advice blog. It is not any longer. Some of the really old guides still use that format, but as they are updated with more information, they’re edited to fit the new, less abrasive format. For more info, please visit the about page.
All posts are written by Jez (@typesetjez, formerly called “The Responsible One”) unless otherwise noted.
Apartments/Houses/Moving
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure?
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins
How to (Fairly) Share a Parking Spot
Everything You Need for Your First Apartment
Civic Duty
Important (Nonpartisan) Links for Voters
What to Expect from the Hell That Is Jury Duty
Consumer Information
How to Open a Bar Tab by The Sudden Adult
Bar Etiquette by The Sudden Adult
Customer Etiquette - tag, mostly follower suggestions
How, Who, and When to Tip in the US
What to Expect from a Salon Appointment
Education
How to Find a Fucking College by The Sudden Adult
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College by The Sudden Adult
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School by The Sudden Adult
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome)
How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter
How to Choose a College Major by The Sudden Adult
What’s the Deal with 3-Hour Classes: a List of Pros and Cons
Reasons to Take a Foreign Language in High School
What You Really Need to Bring to College (And What You Can Leave Behind)
Essentials for Commuting Students
Survival Tips for Commuting Students
How to Tell Your Professor You’ll Be Missing Classes
College Tours: What to Expect and What to Ask
Finances
How to Write a Goddamn Check
How to Build Credit and Prove You Can Handle Your Finances
Debit vs Credit
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost by The Sudden Adult
Budgeting 101
Important Tax Links to Know
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself
What to Know before Sharing a Bank Account
Pay Your Credit Card Immediately vs. Waiting for the Bill
57 Ways the Library Can Save You Money & Improve Your Life
Health
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment
How to Deal with a Chemical Burn
How to Take Care of Yourself When You’re Sick
Deal with your Wisdom Teeth Pain, You Baby
Should I See an OBGYN? A Q&A for Vagina Owners
How to Survive Your Mental Health on a Daily Basis with the help of guest blogger @tinyadventureclub
44 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Therapy
Home Life & Cleaning
How Not to Live in Filth by The Sudden Adult
Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries
How to Do Your Laundry Without Ruining Your Wardrobe
How to Unclog Your Drain [Without Chemicals]
How to Clean Linoleum Floors
How to Care for Your Pillows
Dealing with Weevils (AKA Flour Bugs)
Dealing with Silverfish
Important Documents
How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate
How to Get a Replacement ID
How to Get a Replacement Social Security or Green Card
Job Hunting & Work Life
Create a Plan for Job Hunting Success
How to Write a Resume Like a Boss
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up
10 Sites to Start Your Job Search
Best Sites to Post Your Resume
10 Ways to Win at Job Fairs
How to Ace Your Skype Interview
How to Crush It at Your Interview
Questions to Ask in an Interview [Resource Links]
Interview Tips for (Public) Librarians
How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting
20 Random Tips for Surviving a Library Job
Who to Use as a Character (Personal) Reference
Life Skills
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family by The Sudden Adult
How to Make a List of Goals
How to Ask a Good Question
How to Improve Your Typing Speed
When to Use “Who” and “Whom”
Miscellaneous
How to (Safely) Celebrate with Fireworks
100 Mostly Helpful Tips for Life
Tiny Adventure Guide - Live Adventurously! from our sister site, @tinyadventureclub
Relationships
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple and catastrofries)
How to Stay in Contact During a Long-Distance Relationship
Where to Make Friends as an Adult by The Sudden Adult
Self Care, Beauty, & Fashion
How to Find the Right Heels for You
Get Rid of Acne - Fast!
An Introduction to Bras
How to Prevent Acne & Wrinkles
Dress Codes and What They Actually Mean
Clothing to Buy When Moving to a Colder Climate
Travel & Vehicles
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle
How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch
How to Survive Plane Trips by The Sudden Adult
What to Do After a Car Accident by The Sudden Adult
Other Blog Features
Tuesday Twitter Round-Up (links to relevant articles - Posts regularly on Tuesdays)
Adulting Wins (Posts regularly on Wednesdays)
Adulting Fails (Posts regularly on Fridays)
Success Stories
Follower Map - Add yourself & let’s see how far this lil blog can reach
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Grandmas FTW ✨
Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER
fuck it up granma
unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day
http://bit.ly/305Y3X8
verschlimmern = to make worse
verbessern = to improve
verschlimmbessern = to disimprove
ok wait… what about “kaputtreparieren” ?
kaputt = broken
reparieren = to repair
kaputtreparieren = to completely destroy something that was only slightly damaged in a failed attempt to fix it
In this house we call that fuxxing something.
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck
i want to eat raw squirrel in the woods
Yes to all of the above I suppose
