for Pete's peppers

Janelle Rae, 25, They/Them, Oregonian

[khansaiai]

it's full 🥛🐮

[compulsive]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[ageisia]

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

[g0ds-favorite]

[nerdlingwrites]

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

[selena-soto]

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[copperbadge]

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

[omuii]

watching the senate impeachment vote like

[suburbanscrimshaw]

Home at the bogs

[noirsilk-deactivated20200913]

[eraserheadfemme-deactivated2021]

butch/femme couple dressed in matching outfits for a date. they’re having a picnic

[thotograph]

me: I’m bored

my GPA: you can do them essays that are due next week

me:

[femslashfantasies]

Come to the gay side. We have orgasms

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[andrewbelami]

[whitepeopletwitter]