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[dacryprincess]

all about God’s least favorite, most blockable princess and her filthy blog

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You can call me Dacry. It's short for dacryphilia, or crying fetish. Or Princess if you really wanna butter me up. Princess Dacry? I'm getting a big head. I use she/they. I'm old enough to legally write smut. I don't use other social media. That's all you need to know about me.

I share my obscene thoughts about Twisted Wonderland and Obey Me here. Other media may make guest appearances, and I may also post and reblog general smutty things sometimes.

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I like dark kink. A lot. I'm anti-harassment, or what the kids call profiction/proship. Obviously I don't believe that whatever gets you off is inherently indicative of your morals. Please block me if any of those things is a problem. 

I don't feel like making an exhaustive DNI, but I block minors and antis on sight. Same with racists and transphobes and other conservative wackjobs. And yet again same with Big 3 paraphiles and people who promote pro-contact beliefs. The rest of the world is on thin ice. I am very liberal in my use of the block button, so please don't take it personally if I've blocked you.

To avoid accidentally interacting with people who don't want to see me, I probably won't interact with you unless your blog makes it explicitly clear you're okay with transgressive topics and/or you interact with me first.

I don't entertain trolls or hate of any sort and have a low tolerance for fandom drama as a whole. Whether it's about pro/anti discourse, ship wars, sharing/doubles conflicts, “omg this whole fandom is illiterate and nobody understands the text like I do,” or other intrafandom animosity, I don't want to deal with it. I am here for fun. Not to piss myself off, and not even to piss you off. If y'all can't play nice, I'll turn off asks or pack up shop. Simple as that.

Seriously. I cannot emphasize that last paragraph enough.

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I will tag kinks and ships as best as I can so that you can mute to your hearts’ content. I may use first name-only tags with emojis, though, so that you can filter and I can avoid being crucified in the main tags. My favorite hobby is not receiving death threats!

Images will also be tagged, and anything featuring irl bodies will be tagged as #irl 📸. I don't know if I'll post them, but I want to put that out in the open just in case.

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While I'm doing this for myself first and foremost, and thus will mostly post about my favorite characters and kinks, you're welcome to send me asks about whatever. I might respond.

It's unlikely I'll write proper fics because those take more time and energy than I often have. I'll just ramble about whatever’s in my head. You might see headcanons, loose imagines, or just yearning over Trey's asshole. Who knows.

I am both selfship/yume/x reader-friendly and canon x canon-friendly, but I usually prefer the former. I don't have any strict dom/sub or top/bottom preferences, but I do lean toward Dom!Reader.

Left to my own devices, I tend to write about fem readers (with varying genitalia). Some posts will not imply a reader gender, and I can write for masc readers upon request. I don't typically use the AFAB/AMAB labeling system to categorize my readers since it implies you're stuck with what you're born with, which isn't true irl and is likely even less true in a magical world.

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All characters are written as aged-up to 18+ as per Tumblr community guidelines because my second favorite hobby is not getting banned. I will still happily write ageplay.

I do not write raceplay, STD-related kinks, or drug use (barring very light alcohol usage). Most other things are possible, but never guaranteed. I'm picky about maledom in f/m contexts, so you might not see it as often.

I'm not comfortable listing my NOTPs due to ship wars, but if I ignore a request, you might have accidentally hit one of mine. I'm sorry! I only have a couple, though, so please don't be discouraged from asking!

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As far as kinks go, I'm most partial to femdom, sadomasochism, crying, forcefem, breeding, pregnancy, oviposition, feedism, watersports, incest/fauxcest, mommy kink, age gap, teacher/student, and stalking. But I also won't turn down some good ol' vanilla. I like fluffy, healthy dynamics AND toxic piles of sludge.

My favorite OM characters are Leviathan and Luke. I'm not very familiar with the new trio. My favorite TWST characters are the card soldiers, the twins, Rook, Ruggie, Jack, and Idia. That's a lot, I know! There are just too many fun boys here! I also think Eliza is criminally underrated. She should have taken them all as her undeserving harem!

Outside of fandom, my favorite smutty archetypes and dynamics are yandere x yandere, vitriolic incels who bite off more than they can chew, any sort of momson or sister stuff, gentle big brothers and doting daddies with secret perverted sides, former babysitters, monsters, and most sorts of awful women.

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A lot of blogs use dividers and pictures of the relevant characters, but I prefer not to so that people who are searching the tags for images specifically don't get blasted with my smut. I've seen that complaint around Tumblr, so I'll avoid it! Sorry that my posts aren't pretty!

This post may be edited in the future to reflect any changes I need to make to the blog. I don't imagine I'll ever want to make a masterlist or tag directory, but who knows.

Thank you for reading! Now you can go check out the fun stuff.

[dacryprincess]

Pregnant with Floyd and/or Jade's elvers. Probably both.

cw - breeding pregnancy obvi, consensual cuckoldry mention

None of you know which twin knocked you up. Sometimes they say it doesn't matter because the kids will look the same and you'll have the same set of in-laws either way and you should be excited to have two dads to help you raise your eel hellspawn rather than just one.

Other times, they come to blows about whose elvers you're carrying. Floyd has always been much, much worse about consistent condom usage, so he's sure they're his. And Jade is such a cuck, anyway, so half the time, Floyd has a head start! And wouldn't such a cuck WANT the kids to be somebody else's?! But Jade seems to have a freakish knowledge of your cycle, how many times he came in you on any given day (and where he made sure Floyd fucked off to in the meantime), and what fertility-boosting mushrooms he also covertly fed you and himself on that day. 😮‍💨

This usually ends in them both shooting off as many more loads as they can into you, as if extra loads would change the outcome or you could get any more pregnant. You feel more pregnant sometimes thanks to how much they've filled you up. For the sake of your hole's structural integrity, you might have to go into the witness protection program after laying all the elvers so that neither twin tries to make sure the next batch is definitely his. Not that you think it'd help much.

[dacryprincess]

I'm so distraught! I was locked in on life all month and didn't think about any pregnancy kink for Mayternity!!!

Despite being so in love with Levi-"I'm too insecure to believe you'll stay willingly so I have to baby trap you and I'm obsessed with how you can't move while you're full of eggs"-athan and Trey "All fat is good fat, get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" Cl*ver!!! 😭

[dacryprincess]

Mammon is visibly disappointed that despite being your First, he wasn't your First, y'know? But once you've got the hang of transformation magic, you'll gladly let him be the first (and perhaps only!) to take your new cock for a ride. 💛

[dacryprincess]

When we talk about the biggest dicks in the cast, Deuce doesn't usually get nominated. But imagine him taking in how your belly bulges as he moves in and out of you. Does it hurt? It's hard to believe that it doesn't hurt. He runs his fingers over your distended skin, clumsy yet gentle, then softly presses his palm against it, like he has to feel it in action to believe that he could truly have this effect on you.

It's hard for him to believe it doesn't hurt, even though all the noises you're making seem ecstatic. But... even if it did hurt, he's not sure if he'd be able to stop.

[dacryprincess]

Asmo has a soft spot for scissoring. Yes, penetration is wonderful (They're the Avatar of Lust. What sex act wouldn't they consider wonderful?). Yes, there are more outlandish sex acts out there (and the Avatar if Lust could make anything pleasurable). But scissoring is like kissing. It's romantic. Frenzied, messy, endlessly wet kissing for when using mouths simply isn't enough.

[httpsthorns]

parentified older brother who insists that you call him "dad" whenever you're acting up, reminding you who raised you.

[dacryprincess]

Fem!Ace who bratted too hard, and now she's being punished. Her asshole gets mercilessly, painfully pounded while her cunt begs for attention, contracting around nothing. She can't quite cum, but she lets out little squirts anyway.

When she finally begs hard enough for just a finger on her big clit, she cums almost instantaneously, gushing with shocking force.

[devoutdaughter]

older siblings are always saying stuff like, "we're not allowed to date" and "they'll get in trouble" and "stop lifting your skirt up like that" and "I'm not hard you freak and NO you can't check" and "no stop it really please" and "hhow do you know how to do that"

[dacryprincess]

Post trick-or-treat candy play with Beelzebub.

(bottom!Reader with unspecified genitalia, unspecified costumes [use your imagination!], light magical elements, unrealistic amount of cum)

As soon as trick-or-treating ends, Beel is ready to gorge on your leftover candy. You bought way too much, but at least you'll never have to worry about it going to waste with the Avatar of Greed as your partner.

He could probably swallow all the candy and the bowl, too, in just one gulp. But that's no good! It's a special occasion, meant to be remembered.

And you have just the thing to make it so.

Before Beel can stuff his first fistful of candy down his mouth, you hook your thumbs into his waist and pull down the pants of his costume, unveiling a soft yet massive cock that starts growing the second it's freed.

He raises a quizzical eyebrow at you as you take the bowl with one hand, holding it in the bend of your arm, and graze your fingers along his dick with your other, enchanting it.

"You need to savor your treats! If you want your treat, show me your tricks," you say, holding back a giggle at how corny it is. "I've just made it so you won't go soft tonight no matter how many times you cum. Barely a refractory period. So trade me. For every load you shoot in me or on me, you can have a single piece of candy. Two every time you make me cum! Think you can empty the bowl?"

You're on the floor in seconds, the crotch of your costume ripped so that Beel can put his mouth all over your sex, prepping you for his dick and making you cum like this before he fills you to overflowing in his pursuit of both sugary and sensual fulfillment.

You have no doubts he'll empty the bowl. And even then, he might not let you rest, not after you cast this spell on him, because the only thing bigger than his appetite for food is his appetite for you.

(That's a really cliché way to end this but idgaf. It's fine. We're all just here to get off.)

[dacryprincess]

wish I had a dick so the Hearts boys could all suck it together 😔

[dacryprincess]

guess who DMed a friend something from the wrong blog agaaaiiinnnnnnn

[proselfshipcutie]

Selfshippers that have bad aches and cramps, whether for period, chronic pain, or any other reasons: Your f/o would love to coddle you until they go away or you feel better! They'd rub and kiss your tummy, cooing against your skin and resting their cheek against your stomach. They'd draw you a warm bath with epson salt and kneel next to the tub, massaging your back to get all the tension out while you sat in the warm water. They'd make your favorite meals or buy you your favorite snacks, making sure you can fill up on your favorite things while your body isn't feeling the best. They'd insist you stay in bed while they fetch ice packs, heat packs, blankets, and plushies for you! Your f/o just wants you to feel better, and they'd do anything to make sure of that <3

[dacryprincess]

Audacious reader wants double penetration (in a single hole) for their shared first time with Ace and Deuce.

(No specified pronouns, gender, or sex for reader but they are bottoming; virginity kink; threesomes; double penetration; large insertion kink; sexting; teasing; you could interpret a tiny bit at the end as dubcon or noncon if you wanted.)

Putting off fucking Ace and Deuce for the first time until they can fit two dildos up their preferred hole at the same time.

You know that the boys will argue for so long about who gets to be inside the perfect first for so long that it'll totally kill the mood, so the fairest option is to take their virginities at the exact same time.

It's daunting, especially if you're as virginal as your boys, but also an undeniably unforgettable prospect for a first time. And as you practice, going through obscene amounts of lube and stretching your hole out more every night, you can't help but feel like a complete slut despite being totally untouched.

You could surprise the boys with your progress, coyly avoiding any of their attempts to go "all the way" until you can show them that they'll fit snugly together inside you, certain that they'll not only make you feel good, but please each other, too. Or you could make your plans known and keep them updated, even using a tape measure to show them how much girth and length you can take. They'd be happy to encourage you, and they might even play well enough to measure themselves together so you can really, truly be sure they'll fit. You're doing aaalllll this work for them; a video of them frotting really is the least they could do to encourage you!

And if they can't wait... Well, then they'll either have to learn to play nice and take turns, or one of them will have to cave and steal you away first.

But if one of them goes that far, there's no guarantee the other won't decide it's his ass for the filling next.

[dacryprincess]

Ace would look soooooo pretty losing his virginity to you...

(Vanilla, bottom reader with no specified pronouns or genitalia, virginity kink, condom use that I'm noting right here right now because I know some people hate it.)

Sweaty hair sticking to his forehead, mouth just a little ajar to let in and out shaky breaths, thin yet toned arms straining as he holds himself above you. He desperately wants not to be a two-pump chump. But it's a struggle not to bust quick, even with the condom. (Fuck, don't think about what it'd be like without the condom.) Your pleasured face--Ace hopes it's your pleasured face and that you're not faking it--looks so good underneath him, and you feel even better. He needs to kiss you. It's sloppier than usual, all his focus still going into making this last as long as he can.

It'll be for naught. He can't help it. But Ace's desire to see you get off--to see you make even better faces--overrides any aversion to putting his fingers and face where his dick just was to finish you off. At least he doesn't have to taste his own cum... But maybe it'd be worth it to see his cum filling you up and spilling out of your still-pulsing hole.

Before he knows it, he's hard again, itching to feel you around him again and again until his balls ache, the entire box of condoms is spent, and he knows he's not gonna stay awake through class in the morning.

When Crewel baps him with his pointer stick to keep him from falling face-first into a bubbling cauldron, Ace is almost tempted to retort, "Sorry. I was up all night learning a waaaay more important lesson."

[dacryprincess]

Using a vibrator wand to squirt through a pair of cute, super sheer panties while Levi watches. He can see your pussy pulse with each gush, but he isn't allowed to start stroking himself until his tentacle cocks are completely covered in your juices.

[pishisusul]

older brother who's so protective of you, who makes sure you're always doing okay at school, checks in to see if anyone's bothering you. tells you how to handle it when boys are taking an interest and being too pushy, helps you assert your boundaries and does his best to keep you safe. older brother who smiles strangely when you tell him you're actually interested in one of the boys. expresses confusion when you come to him, because of course you do, saying that messages keep disappearing from your phone, you keep having to re-add that one boy as a contact, sometimes you can't even talk on your computer, it's like something keeps getting in the way of the connection and you keep missing plans he wants to make. your brother tries and tries as you watch but for the first time, tells you there's nothing he can do, it's some obscure technical problem. and the boy gives up trying to make it work and you retreat to your brother in tears. he holds you like he always has and tells you it's okay, that boy saved you the trouble. no random boy from school is ever gonna love you like your brother does, anyway.