Hi there :)

This blog is for the sole purpose of me screaming into an uncaring and unforgiving void. Love you!

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

[vividoll-xx]

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

[derelict-stranger]

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

[annabellioncourt]

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

[alex-wf]

reblog if you’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment (and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself)

[apprenticemockingbird]

Once again, this post was about Better Call Saul.

[seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2]

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[augustdementhe]

If you can't make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that's capable of love.

[kangals]

if you’re ever at a vet hospital and can hear dogs/cats howling and screeching and making terrible noises from the back, please be aware that 99% of the time it is NOT because:

they are dying

they are in terrible pain

they are being tortured

It almost always IS because:

someone is taking their temperature

someone is placing an IV catheter

they’re mad about being in a kennel

[craftycrab]

other likely reasons why animals are screaming in vet clinics!

they saw another animal

no one is looking at them right now

they are happy to see this particular staff member

they’re a pug getting a nail trim

they’re a shiba inu getting literally anything done

they’re a husky

[sixlegnag]

The Shiba inu may not even be getting anything done

[girlology]

friendship is actually the most powerful important thing in the world.. like we are friends and i love love love you

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[pointnclick]

maybe this time this weed will not make me see devils

[pointnclick]

there is a man here his hooves are cloven it may be unrelated

[aidaughter]

say that!

[mac-mcdonald]

one of my favorite letterkenny scenes for sooo many reasons but mostly because katy had JUST broken up with stewart the episode before this one

[coughloop]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

those little dark age war footage edits on tiktok

[stimman4000]

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[idlnmclean]

This is an excellent example of thermal blackbody radiation. I especially love when they squeeze it the second time, and you can see it blowing out high energy radiation in the visible spectra. Somewhere between electric arcs and lightbulbs blowing out.

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

This sparks were radiation?!

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

follow up question: why the FUCK are they so close to that

[the-stray-liger]

visible light is radiation

[pukicho]

youre a dirty little whore

I’m really not I like terraria 

[empressbubblegum]

puki how on earth does that correlate

[pukicho]

You don’t do this and fuck around at the same time

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Puki.

I literally get laid at least once a week.

[pukicho]

This is the most embarrassing thing you could have said on this post

[lakemojave]

The reason tumblr should have a mutuals only filter for notifications is cause I wanna know which of you i need to demand reparations for my posts getting popular

[flagellant]

Oh? So you don't want a post to get popular? Hm. Be a shame if this post went viral, don't ya think?

[lakemojave]

You know how Bilbo Baggins was just minding his own business one day and Gandalf just brought a dozen uninvited dwarves into his home

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[c3rvida3]

Homesick for the elderly lesbian couple at my hometown's antique store who found out I was transitioning and said, "You should buy a lantern! All the men who come in here go bonkers for our lanterns."

[yesokayiknow]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[thegreatestofbalots]

Scorpia

I tried coloring with crayons, It was okay I'll give it a 7/10 '0'

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Breaking bad except walter white’s vagina is waxed not shaved

[riben-deactivated20230922]

sorry

[avvocarlo]

I was going to take this post seriously but you said vagina instead of vulva. you've got problems man.