i had a dream last night where there was a new lesbyler variant and Mike was Misano and Will was Sasaki and i think they were both princesses but also acted like cowboys because Misano had a piece of hay between her lips and a cowboy hat and Sasaki was a princess leaning on a wooden fence
if all the shit like this throughout the seasons was never a directional choice, i can just imagine that finn and noah took one look at the robins ‘signals’ scene with will and they were like:
hey you, yes you, person that relates to mike wheeler, i see you. and i understand how you feel. you are not a terrible person btw. i just want you to know that.
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. I LOVE HOW MIKE NEEDS A WHOLE THREE HOUR GUIDE TO SATISFY 'HIS PRINCE' AND ALL IT'LL TAKE FOR HIM IS FOR WILL TO TOUCH HIS KNEE this is has to be canon
Has ANYONE read that one Reddie fanfic where Eddie finds Richie jerking off in the clubhouse and all the other Losers aren't in Derry because I read it once and I can't find it, I've been looking for months. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP 😢😢😢
•Wine collection that dates back all the way to the 1920s
•Favorite season is fall
•Prefers to wear nice almost like dressing shoes
•Thinks older models of cars are nicer looking
•Would prefer to stay in and cook a nice dinner then eat out
•When someone is near his locked office, he'll have you stuff your mouth with his shirt that'll smell like his soft cologne while he fucks your tired pussy
•In bed he prefers to tie your hands with a tie he'll usually have around
•Around 5.6 inches, more girth than length
•Likes to bite your lip while he kisses you when he's going slow with you
•Probably has a small whip around in his room that he uses to slap your ass
ᯓ★ Fyodor Dostoesvky
•Definitely likes to keep flowers in vases around the house
•Likes to watch crime documentaries and criticizes where the person went wrong
•Seems like the type to have a small radio while doing some kind of hobby
•If he wasn't a psychopath, he'd wear a satchel around to carry his items such as books, personal items, etc.
•Likes to sit on public benches in nice areas and read his book or enjoy the scenery
•He likes to tie you up and eat your pussy out while he also watches you squirm
•Likes to wrap his hands on your hips and hold you down on his dick
•Teases you the entire way through it, then degrades you at the same time
•Likes to watch you play with yourself while he watches through the hidden cameras around your room
•Will have you keep your gaze at him and him only when he's thrusting into you
ᯓ★ Nikolai Gogol
•While liking magic tricks, he dosent know that many himself
•Most likely has a silver cigarette case even if he dosent smoke, uses it for collected items
•Is actually paler than Fyodor, considering he is anemic too. Results to him having a redder nose during winter
•Isn't actually white-haired, naturally is a level 9 to 10 blonde, but tried dying his hair very light purple during his teens years, and accidently neutralized it
•Has a thing for knitting sweaters
•Shows absolutely no mercy when going down on you, would cover your mouth and almost have you suffocate yourself with your own moans
•With his ability he would try to tease your inner thighs while he was just next room, but only when you were on a call with someone else
•Sucks the soul of your neck collarbone and upper chest, leaves very dark marks that wouldn't leave for the next days or so
•Favorite position is classic missionary, because he'll make you think it's vanilla for one night but then flip you over and onto the next position and the next
•Likes it when your juices mix with his while he's deep inside of you
Thinking about how fucking hot Chuuya Nakahara is. Yeah, i know he’s a Port Mafia executive and a fucking dangerous person. Yeah, i still want his fucking babies in me. Is that so much to ask for?
I genuinely need him to leap through my screen and tear off my clothes. Get me fucking pregnant. Breed me. Nghhhh 🤤 I don’t even fw pregnancy. Hell, I’m terrified of it, but if Chuuya wanted it… just take off your fucking pants already i NEED that dick.