Riding Shotgun

Supernatural. Potter. Sherlock. Teen Wolf. A lot of other shit too.

[megamadridista4life]

The police from Over the Garden Wall

[epsilonss]

Yeah a glowing key that can still stab people.

[curlicuecal]

via my mom

I’m deeply betrayed that she wouldn’t keep reading long enough to send me more quotes.

[curlicuecal]

I was curious if Amazon Kindle carried this book, but  in the process I found out that David Unfred’s stab at the subject has a WAY better cover

[curlicuecal]

“All flesh” included dinosaur flesh, meaning that by  this time even dinosaurs had been corrupted.

NOT THE DINOSAURS

[curlicuecal]

Paleontologists makes careers out of inventing species names, but there were really only about 60 different basic dinosaur kinds.

this just makes me think of that hogwarts spoof that goes “as we all know there are only four kinds of kids: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous.”

[curlicuecal]

A rapid overview of some more highlights because I really need to stop reading this book before I hurt myself on it:

“These creatures went extinct, as far as is known.” why do I get the feeling this is leading somewhere AMAZING

discussion of which part of the holy trinity is responsible for which part of the dinosaur

“gotcha” statement about circular logic setting up the entire book’s premise starts with “Isn’t it true that…”  No.  No it isn’t.

series of frequently asked questions about how the dinosaurs could have been on the ark fails to ask any of the questions I have right now

FAQ includes discussion of Noah’s T-Rex-wrangling skills and the phrase “Noah could have fed the dinosaurs vegeterian diets” – worth it.

“Some dinosaurs laid eggs. Maybe they all did.” this is the kind of gripping material I look to an educational book to provide

a novel argument: plants can’t die because they don’t have nostrils

“dragons went extinct in China sometime after Marco Polo visited” I can’t believe I am actually reading this sentence in an actual book, what a great day

this chapter is titled “How to Examine Evidence” …i’m dying

fossils are apparently not as informative and unbiased as “reliable eyewitness accounts [of dinosaurs]” more on this revelation as it progresses

[curlicuecal]

now we are pondering why nothing ever fossilizes anymore–a bold question that boldly bears no particular relationship to reality

“Whereas the Flood offers a reasonable scenario for large-dinosaur fossil tracks, secular scientists still need to explain them.“ I just texted my mom ‘provide an explanation for dinosaur tracks.’

Is a behemoth a hippo or a dinosaur? Discuss for at least 8 pages.

Is a leviathan a crocodile or a fire-breathing aquatic dinosaur? Discuss for 4 more pages.

Is a… wait. Are you just naming things you see and saying that they’re dinosaurs?

Observation 1: a lot of people killed by serpents. Observation 2: but rattlesnakes are easy to dodge. Conclusion: Dinosaurs.

Apparently, care must be taken not to confuse dinosaurs with angels.

“Belon knew how to draw a snake, showing that he could distinguish between flying and crawling reptiles.” good for Belon!

interesting argument for the death and resurrection of Jonas inside a fire-breathing sea wolf which was a type of dinosaur

“If armadillos have gone extinct in Turkey within human memory, then why not flying reptiles from other regions?” I just texted my mom ‘explain the armadillo extinction.’

The last chapter of this book is titled “Two Questions About Dinosaurs and the Bible” and frankly I have a *lot* more than two questions about this book.

(Starting with ‘oh my god why did I just sit and read the whole thing what is my life?’)

[dduane]

(ROARING WITH LAUGHTER)

God, I needed that. :)

[sleazeburger]

This flower is called the Clitoria and is my new favorite plant

[sonoanthony]

$5 that female scientists found this

[mommylovescake-deactivated20190]

$10 that male scientists are still looking for it.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

😭 rude

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[trekchik]

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.

[sandandglass]

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

Coming home after a party like

[taekenbysurprise]

[churchrat]

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

[the-roof-rabbit-deactivated2013]

[krastykrub]

am i going to hell for laughing at this

[so-you-better-run]

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages

[intelligentmess-blog]

To date the best thing Natalie Portman has ever done.

[nobucky-deactivated20150902]

[allurlsarebad-deactivated201506]

Look at this purebread puppy

[geekycrap-blog]

i’m done

[unloyal-jongdae-deactivated2025]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I tried to order food but i was so nervous that instead of saying “I would like 1 small pizza please” I accidentally said “I would like 1 small penis please” and the guy on the phone responded with “I only have a large is that okay” and now i have to find the nearest cliff to jump off of bYE

[unloyal-jongdae-deactivated2025]

The catastrophe that is my life Part 2: My mom made me go in with her and help carry a bunch of pizzas she ordered for a party and when we went in the guy looked at the address number and screamed “yoO DUDE ITS THE PENIS GIRL” confusion radiating off my mom, the entire store staring at me, workers running to the table, and the only thing going through my mind was “why couldn’t I have been born as a toothbrush”

[misandry-mermaid]

Petition to start calling men who immediately ask for nudes “easy” and telling them to “have some self-respect”.

[foulmilk]

OH SHIT

[ashleeshaddix]

No one loves food as much as The Rock does.