*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
please be perverted about me in these trying times
2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken π
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many
I really dislike this trope
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment
does anyone else remember being a hapless child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just need to kill americans and canadians? this book is so cheap over there but insanely expensive here, they must suffer for this.
π ββοΈπ«π¬π§π«π ββοΈPOMS DNI π ββοΈπ«π¬π§π«π ββοΈthis is about you too, it just wasn't mentioned in the original post I'm referencing.
you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you
the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."
Girls are you okay?
you rush at your blorbo out of nowhere and shout βQUICK, KISS ME!!!!!β what do they do?!!
THEY KISS YOU !!!! WITH URGENCY !!!!
theyβre a little confused but kiss you anyway
confused but can be easily pulled in for one if you try it
they assume someone is chasing you and get ready to Protect
they ask too many questions instead of kissing you
a secret 6th option
(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now
in 2026 we're only fucking with the heathens and the harlots
sorry america but youβve been really mean. and I donβt want to go to your birthday party in two days