Resident Art Hoe

Psych student but add anxiety Very Gay Allergic to Heteros TM I want to die so if you’re tryna murder someone, DM me

[princeowl-deactivated20140112]

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[forstarlitbeaches]

Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢

[pissvortex]

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

[feministism]

[mynoregon]

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

[manchurian-candycane]

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

[jakeperalta]

work song by hozier is peak romance I mean “no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her”.,, “cause my baby’s sweet as can be, she gives me toothache just from kissing me”,, “I swear I thought I dreamed her”…. bithc!!!!

[harryandshawn-deactivated201906]

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[i-am-a-fish]

im gonna lay down a spicy rap someone please make a beat

[clockworkman]

[i-am-a-fish]

oh yeah that's nice.

oh..

yeah..

uhn..

here we go-

corn on the cob.

corn on the cob.

my name isn't bob.

my name isn't bob.

trans rights

[mens-rights-activia]

Paul McCartney found bald 👨‍🦲

[dontforgetthepicklez]

Bald and dead in a ditch

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]

[subcorax]

in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i’m going to try to apply the “if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it” maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it

[subcorax]

update: it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it. mission success

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

[skellydun]

What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

[imhereformysciencefriends]

*slides Disney $2*

Princess and the Frog 2 where Naveen gets himself into some nonsense and Tiana has to go rescue him and Lottie will NOT be allowing her best friend in the whole world to go on an adventure without her AGAIN, not this time no sir. And the whole movie is just about the power of friendship and the love and support that exists between women with brief intermissions peppered throughout showing Naveen having the time of his life being the most obnoxious prisoner he knows how to be with full certainty that his amazing wife is on her way to save him.

[sunspotpony]

Actually this is a good plot, and I want to see this.