Dad in my Past Life

(They/Them) lesbian. i draw and write sometimes. that's it

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[torstherapy]

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[stroebe2]

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[daddypisspants]

The steep drop in animation quality ;o; You can tell the show lost a ton of viewers in Japan, cause I'm pretty sure they animate as they go. And after this episode, I'm ready to drop the show too. It's all porn and potty humor. At least the first two episodes had something else going on

[finalfantasyvii]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[allap0log1es]

I need there to be a massive dyke queercore revival in nyc I begggg like I love that there’s so many “sapphic” events and that the hardcore scene is so active but I need those to be together more in my humble opinion.

Sapphic events r great like I have been to the woods but i need to be around more dykes that care about more than boygenius and billie eilish. Like I’m lowkey sick and tired of the tiktok lesbian events 😭 where are the lesbian events for alternative ppl and ppl with weird genders and femmes and butches plssss it gets to a point.

I literally remember talking to one of my friends abt how so many lesbians in nyc nowadays have such a surface level understanding of lesbianism that’s limited to pop culture in the past 10 yrs, those dating events, and no concept of what an actual he/him lesbian is. There is no true COMMUNITY like where we all have each others backs and want to be friends and host events and have shows ugh I just need that in my life.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[coffedya]

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[keyserelric]

Kamiina Botan, Yoeru Sugata wa Yuri no Hana anime eyecatch collection. Art by Taiki Konno

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]