Daddy's Favourite Boy Toy

RP-Account | Preferably BxB/GxG | 18+ | multi-muse | semi-/descriptive | very irregular replies | sometimes take month-long breaks when life gets too much, sorry in advance

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

Hiatus

college’s stressful

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Send 🍬 to go trick-or-treating at my muse’s doorstep

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Send “Has anyone told you that you have a nice ass~?” for my muse’s reaction to yours saying this to them

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

[inboxstuff]

Send me a ♮ for a wet dream my character has had about yours

[peachsmemes]

PROMPTS  FROM  MY  VARIOUS  PINTEREST  MUSE  BOARDS.

“ if  you  can’t  dazzle  them  with  brilliance ,  baffle  them  with  bullshit ! ”

“ i’m  not  totally  useless.  i  can  be  mused  as  a  bad  example ! ”

“ you  were  dead.  yet ,  here  you  are. ”

“ don’t  tell  me  to  smile. ”

“ you  tricked  me ! ”

“ i  don’t  know  who  i  am. ”

“ no  one  is  free  when  others  are  oppressed. ”

“ the  best  revenge  is  living  at  all. ”

“ that  kid  is  never  coming  back. ”

“ the  only  me  is  me.  are  you  sure  the  only  you  is  you ? ”

“ is  freedom  therapeutic ? ”

“ it  was  you ,  wasn’t  it ? ”

“ didn’t  get  caught ! ”

“ please :  don’t  let  the  cops  in ,  or  the  cats out ! ”

“ abuse  of  power  comes  as  no  surprise. ”

“ leave  them  at  the  bottom  of  the  grave  they  dug  for  you. ”

“ police  are  just  horrid ,  so  there ! ”

“ i  killed  god ,  and  all  i  got  was  this  stupid  t - shirt ! ”

“ my  anger  is  mine. ”

“ what  if  your  impression  of  me  is  wrong ? ”

“ don’t  let  the  bastards  get  you  down ! ”

“ health  hints !  running  from  cops  exercises  the  leg  muscles. ”

“ i’m  filled  with  rage ,  but  i’m  empty  at  the  same  time. ”

“ i’m  going  to  hell  on  a  full  scholarship. ”

“ yes  it’s  dangerous.  that’s  why  it’s  fun ! ”

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

jawnlovesjumpers​:

It's Sexual Sinday, my minions.

So, anonymous or not, do one or more of the following:

1. Put smut in my askbox.

2. Ask my muse nosy and inappropriate questions.

3. Tell my muse how you’d fuck them.

4. Try to seduce my muse or turn them on.

[attcntiondefislut]

NON-CON & DUB-CON sentence meme.

DO NOT SEND THESE IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS TYPE OF SCENARIO. PLEASE RECOGNIZE THAT THESE ARE FOR DARK IN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND CAN BE POTENTIAL COPING MECHANISMS. THESE ARE NOT FOR FETISHIZING OR ROMANTICIZING. FOR TOXIC / ABUSIVE THREADS ONLY.

“I’m tired of playing these games with you. I need to teach you who’s in charge.”

“Is my cock the only thing that can shut you up? Fine, take it.”

“You’re so pretty when you cry…”

“Awww. You don’t have to pretend to be scared just for me~” 

“Unless you wanna be gagged, I suggest you stop screaming.”

“How many times do I have to ask you to stop?!” 

“Please, you’ve already gotten what you came here for. Just go.”

“Do you think I like hurting you? It’s the only way you’ll learn!” 

“Didn’t I warn you about going against my rules?”

“You can take your clothes off, yourself, or I can rip them off for you.”

“I never said I wanted this!” 

“Isn’t this what you’ve always wanted? I see the way you look at me.”

“I’ll help you, but you have to do something for me first.”

“Does it hurt?”

“I’ve never done this before! Please stop!” 

“My ___ will kill you when he/she/they find out!” 

“You know the routine. If you want my time, I get something from you too.”

“You’re disgusting! Keep your hands off of me!” 

“Open up before I break something forcing you open.” 

“Your ___ said it was okay if we do this… Just once.”

“I hate you and your sick little power games!”

[smutxmemes]

Powerbottom sentence starters.

“Are you just gonna stand there staring? Or are you gonna wreck this pussy/dick/ass?” 

“Fuck, just, can you put it in already? Why’re you taking so long?” 

“Fuck, yes! Fuck me harder!” 

“Is this all you got? Come on, I know you can fuck me better than this?” 

“I want you to fucking choke me while you fuck me, okay?” 

“Ah~ Lick my dick/pussy more!”

“Holy shit- Fuck me faster!”

“Oh god, Y-you’re gonna make me…!” 

[attcntiondefislut]

Sexual Negotiations RP Meme NSFW

“How much for ___?”

“I found an interesting video on (kink,) will you watch it with me?”

“I think I want to try (kink).”

“Do you think, maybe, I could try topping sometime?”

“You know, if you wanted to switch things up, I wouldn’t mind bottoming for a change.” 

“Have you ever tried (kink) before?”

“What do you think about letting me (kink)?

“I don’t know if we’re ready for (kink) yet.”

“Okay, we can try (kink,) but I want to look into it more first.”

“Maybe we can go to a (kink) bar and check out the scene?”

“Are you still thinking about (kink)? We don’t have to do it if you’re having doubts.” 

“I’ve only done it once before, but I think you’d like (kink) if we tried it.” 

“Do you know what safe words are?”

“Do you have a safe word?”

“Am I going to need a safe word for this?”

“How much do you know about (kink)? Learning comes first.”

“I’m not going to just (kink) you without making sure you’re safe and comfortable first.” 

“You’re not just doing this to ‘spice up’ our relationship, are you?”

“Are you sure you didn’t agree to (kink) just to make me happy?”

“What can I do to make you less nervous about (kink)?”

“Do you want to watch videos before we try (kink)?”

“Do you want to go shopping with me for the ___?”

“I agreed to this because I want to do this for you. Please, just relax.” 

“Won’t (kink) make a mess?”

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ✪ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Another mixture! contains fluff, angst, nsfw, humor + random antics.

1 - 30

Keep reading

[parismemes]

send 🛏️ for a starter in which our muses’ hotel room only has one bed so they’re forced to share.

[smutxmemes]

Send me forbidden thoughts your muse has about mine.

Requested by anonymous 

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"

"Don't tempt me"

"I hate you"

"You are infuriating"

"Just shut up already"

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Bite me"

"Eat me"

"Kiss my ass"

"Just admit i'm right"

"Just admit you're wrong"

"You are being ridiculous"

"That's irrational"

"Listen to me"

"That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Don't yell at me"

"That's it. End of discussion"

"I don't believe you"

"Don't look at me like that"

"What's with that look?"

"Go away"

"Don't talk to me"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"You're such a loud mouth"

"You shouldn't have said that"

"Fuck you"

"Step on a lego"

"Get bent"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

"It isn't up for debate"

"Don't question my orders"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"

"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"

"That's mine"

"Give it back"

"Don't touch my stuff"

"That's not yours"

"Just leave already"

"The door is over there"

"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"

"I have my orders"

"You have your orders"

[sexlessrpmemes]

Platonic Cuddling/Bed-sharing Starters!

“C’mere – I am an amazing big spoon.”

“You’re so short! How can you expect to be the big spoon?”

“I’ve.. never been the little spoon before.” 

“You’re softer than a pillow…”

“Everyone thinks this is so intimate, being in bed together… I just want to sleep.”

“Can you scratch my back? It always helps me sleep.”

“Ahh, you’re like my personal bedwarmer! So warm…”

“Jeez, why are you so hot!”

“I talk in my sleep, just so you know.”

“Why are you so far away? Scoot closer.”

“That’s my favorite pillow! Give it back!”

Bonus; the morning after!

“My favorite part of last night was definitely you snoring in my ear.”

“How is it that you’re so small, but still managed to take up all of the bed?”

“Good morning! I’ve made breakfast, here –”

“Could’ve warned me you talk in your sleep.”

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

The Great Quotes

Maybe god speaks through me

You are dancing close to heresy

He does not love you, that is all

We just need some clear air together and you will love me and forgot him, probably in... a week?

You will one day look at this as a funny story to tell our children

You love me

My father used to say when a woman wants to kill you, you are in business

They have bears. I may get one. They look cute

You are playing a game on me

It is a game were we both win

I will go, it is safest for you

Anyone in this court could turn on you, including me

I did not drink, now I do. I did not kill, now I do. I did not hope... oh no, that is still the same

Be kind to him, he is a delicate soul

Did you just call me a dumb whore?

I more implied smart whore

I wish I'd been terrible

it is frustrating to wait outside the doors, isn't it?

You would rather witness their idiocy?

You need a lover, it will cheer you

Ever since I was a child, I felt like greatness was in store for me

It is a trick men are slow to learn, you ask

That noice, I have not heard it before, good or bad?

“n-fucking-believable, I’m about to cut your throat and you’re making jokes?

When I cut you heart out, I will have a look in and see if it was true.

Do I look happy?

I'd love a confident smile of inevitable victory, if you could

Why don't you fucking love me, by the way?

I workd the corridors of self-interet using what assets I have

I never thought being doomed would feel so pleasant

Women are for seeding, not reading

You seem to live by your own rules

It helps they think I'm mad

She gave me a twig

She's not another inbred, is she?

I have to get back to my whores...whor-ses...horses

Someone should work ot what goes on between a chap and his mother. There'd be money in that

You are the only person who has not loved me. It is inconceivable to me and says nothing good about you

[daddysfavouriteboytoy]

The Great S01E03 Quotes

We will have free bread and medicine for all, education and art for all.

Is this a coup or a fucking book club?

I do not remember the new rule where I justify why I tell you to shut up.

Next time he is on you, stab him in the face.

I would have ridden, but my horse has trouble with stairs.

I promised you a lover.

It is thoughtful of me, I agree.

I cordially invite you to my execution and wish we'd known each other better.

You perhaps did not need to hear that story.

That is immoral and disgusting.

Give me some of your medals.

I am an instinctive military genius as my father before me.

I have the only key.

I won't stab him. I haven't even hidden a knife anywhere.

He is a danger to us. I suppose we should kill him, but he is sort of family, and we are sentimental.

He has a shine for me, I believe.

And why did he choose you?

Your father did not educate you?

Do you aim to charm me?

It'll be fun, albeit possibly fatal if it goes awry.

You may stay the night.

It is inspiring. It inspires fear.

Your beauty hurts.

If anyone ever invents something easier than buttons, we are all in trouble.

Unseen forces at work.

I hate all the pretend at court.

You must treat it as a foolish game.

I am not six. I do not giggle.

So he has made you happy, it seems?

Oh, so he cannot have made you that happy if you want him to go.

I am very disappointed in you, as would your father be.

How can you be so sanguine?

Truth is, he'll do as he wishes with me hang me, flay me, or take me hunting and for a nice lunch.

You have a sadness in you, and worst of all, you do not seem to know how to have fun.

Coughing blood is generally the problem sign.

I am chap with iron will and control.

How marvelous it was when you stabbed holes in that man.

There is now love and fear for me from all.

If you do not want him, you may choose your own lover.

He can fuck off or stay at court. I do not care, as long as you are happy and not a miserable, scowling cunt.

And you are happy and grateful for my efforts towards your happiness?